my ($question, $to_be, $asleep); # version 0.1
my $author = "Colin McMillen";
my $apologies_to = "William Shakespeare";
my $to_be = 1;
while ($to_be || (!$to_be)) {
$question = "that";
if (suffer($slings && $arrows_of_outrageous_fortune)
or
(take_arms_against($sea_of_troubles) && by_opposing() eq "end +them")) {
do {
$to_be = 0;
$asleep = "no more";
die "We end the heart-ache, and the thousand".
" natural shocks that flesh is heir to";
} while ("'tis a consumation devoutly to be wish'd.");
}
}
sub suffer {
return true;
}
sub take_arms_against {
return true;
}
sub by_opposing {
return "end them";
}
Last edited by Fairportfan on Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid. But it can muffle the noise.
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Peace through superior firepower - ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead troublemaker.
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mike weber
'cept that isn't written in C at all. It's written in Perl, the "Swiss Army chainsaw" of scripting languages. If it can be programmed, it can probably be written in Perl... in at least 15 different coding styles and metaphors. Perl is nothing if not flexible.
Dave wrote:'cept that isn't written in C at all. It's written in Perl, the "Swiss Army chainsaw" of scripting languages. If it can be programmed, it can probably be written in Perl... in at least 15 different coding styles and metaphors. Perl is nothing if not flexible.
Arrrgh. And i even knew that! (I don't do C)
Not even duct tape can fix stupid. But it can muffle the noise.
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Peace through superior firepower - ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead troublemaker.
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mike weber