School Alert 2016-05-19
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
So what is Cricket up to?
Testing to see if it's actually possible to die from embarrassment?
Or is the fix in . . .
--FreeFlier
Testing to see if it's actually possible to die from embarrassment?
Or is the fix in . . .
--FreeFlier
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
Hey, look, Nadette's shiner is already gone!
Also: yes, Nadette, I agree... God damn it, Jiminy!
Also: yes, Nadette, I agree... God damn it, Jiminy!
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
As I said yesterday... the story is starting its way around the school Right Now, and it will go on Forever.
I didn't think it would be Cricket who posted the Send Now button, but it fits... she probably gets constipated if she doesn't raise at least some hell every week or two.
I didn't think it would be Cricket who posted the Send Now button, but it fits... she probably gets constipated if she doesn't raise at least some hell every week or two.

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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
Dave wrote:As I said yesterday... the story is starting its way around the school Right Now, and it will go on Forever.
I didn't think it would be Cricket who posted the Send Now button, but it fits... she probably gets constipated if she doesn't raise at least some hell every week or two.


That actually made me laugh out loud
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
So much for "staying under the radar"...
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
This is what friends are for, no?
No!
No!
Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
Actually, they're gonna be way too busy plotting how to get back at Cricket to be Really Awkward with each other for long...
Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
One thing I am in absolute love with of this page is how they never let go of each other the whole page, even in the last panel Nadette's arms stay where they are.
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
That's because she knows that if she let's go of Atsali she's gonna try her best to strangle a certain princess.
Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
Dammit Cricket....
You know that light at the end of the tunnel?
Yeah... it's a bullet. Sorry.
Yeah... it's a bullet. Sorry.
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
Wow.....
"Not helping" doesn't even begin to cover it.
"Not helping" doesn't even begin to cover it.
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
With friends like that who needs enemies
Dear, don’t bore him with trivia or burden him with your past mistakes. The happiest way to deal with a man is never to tell him anything he does not need to know. L. Long
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
Subtle as a train wreck, isn't she?
I ride my bike to ride my bike, and sometimes it takes me where I need to go.
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
I know a 300-pound man with a spiked sledgehammer and a jar of moonshine with more subtlety and tact.Opus the Poet wrote:Subtle as a train wreck, isn't she?
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
everybody?!oldmanmickey wrote:With friends like that who needs enemies
Don't planto mihi adveho illac
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
Oh, come on now! If you had friends that messed up like that you wouldn't gig 'em a little?
(With 'little' being equal to various amounts depending on your paranatural background...)
(With 'little' being equal to various amounts depending on your paranatural background...)
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
...no. I'd try to make them feel better. Not worse.Jabberwonky wrote:Oh, come on now! If you had friends that messed up like that you wouldn't gig 'em a little?
(With 'little' being equal to various amounts depending on your paranatural background...)

He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
Really don't think Cricket thought this through -
I can imagine her next scheduled mentoring session with Monica starting off with her saying "I hear an inconsiderate act of yours made Atsali break down in tears" - with Castela standing in the background cracking her knuckles.
I can imagine her next scheduled mentoring session with Monica starting off with her saying "I hear an inconsiderate act of yours made Atsali break down in tears" - with Castela standing in the background cracking her knuckles.
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Re: School Alert 2016-05-19
Conversely, i can imagine Atsali reaching over and giving Cricket a Gibbs.
Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.