You Guys 2012-11-16

illiad · Post by **illiad** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:24 pm

ugh, change my bad text please....

I could post that link for you....

hey wots your local time? 3:30am UK time here ......

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:46 pm

Fairportfan wrote:
illiad wrote:he's I think the point of the razzle dazzle on a rump, is to make it look nicer, or make confuzzle you into not noticing it's size... but then, some guys *love* the size.....
I will not post a Spinal Tap link here...

And I shall refrain from posting Queen.

Opus the Poet · Post by **Opus the Poet** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:05 am

MerchManDan wrote:
Fairportfan wrote:
illiad wrote:he's I think the point of the razzle dazzle on a rump, is to make it look nicer, or make confuzzle you into not noticing it's size... but then, some guys *love* the size.....
I will not post a Spinal Tap link here...
And I shall refrain from posting Queen.

The definitive statement is Sir Mixalot.

Fairportfan · Post by **Fairportfan** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:09 am

Opus the Poet wrote:
MerchManDan wrote:
Fairportfan wrote:I will not post a Spinal Tap link here...
And I shall refrain from posting Queen.
The definitive statement is Sir Mixalot.

I ptui on Sir Mixalot and all his ilk.

Post by **Dave** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:13 am

Fairportfan wrote:
Atomic wrote:I mean, why not? If the old Razzle Dazzle can disguise a ship, why not a rump?
I sorta doubt that that's done in DaGlo colours, though.

True, but that's because the situations are entirely different.

Ships break ice. Sometimes, ships break records. And, on occasion, ships break blockades.

Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.

Atomic · Post by **Atomic** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:39 am

Dave wrote:
Fairportfan wrote:
Atomic wrote:I mean, why not? If the old Razzle Dazzle can disguise a ship, why not a rump?
I sorta doubt that that's done in DaGlo colours, though.
True, but that's because the situations are entirely different.

Ships break ice. Sometimes, ships break records. And, on occasion, ships break blockades.

Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.

I feel a great disturbance in the Pun Jar...

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:42 am

Atomic wrote:
Dave wrote:Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.
I feel a great disturbance in the Pun Jar...

It's not just the Pun Jar that's feeling disturbed...

Bathorys Daughter · Post by **Bathorys Daughter** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:05 pm

Jabberwonky wrote:
Atomic wrote:
Dave wrote:Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.
I feel a great disturbance in the Pun Jar...
It's not just the Pun Jar that's feeling disturbed...

it may be what is being felt is a great disturbance in the Farce.

illiad · Post by **illiad** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:11 pm

Fairportfan.....

You *know* you want it.... not the usual, but Glastonbury 2009...

notalink for the faint of heart.... youtu.be/_ayn2PE8-fM

and Um, saying 'rumps break wind' is a bit like saying your lips make good music...

Fairportfan · Post by **Fairportfan** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:39 pm

illiad wrote:Fairportfan.....
You *know* you want it.... not the usual, but Glastonbury 2009...

notalink for the faint of heart.... youtu.be/_ayn2PE8-fM

and Um, saying 'rumps break wind' is a bit like saying your lips make good music...

Heh. You oughta hear Fred LeBlanc of Cowboy Mouth do it...

I'll be ... blessed.

=====================

...and Fred again.

...and again. I was there the night they first performed this song - the first time i ever saw them - in 1986 - in the club that was starting up the indy label that DRR was signed to - where the real "Jenny" was the booking manager ...

(Consider he's drumming at the same time he's singing...)

bmonk · Post by **bmonk** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:56 pm

Dave wrote:
Fairportfan wrote:
Atomic wrote:I mean, why not? If the old Razzle Dazzle can disguise a ship, why not a rump?
I sorta doubt that that's done in DaGlo colours, though.
True, but that's because the situations are entirely different.

Ships break ice. Sometimes, ships break records. And, on occasion, ships break blockades.

Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.

Once upon a time, we did a Latin play on Odysseus, part of which, of course, involved a bag of winds. As it was in the '70s, there were certain drug-related overtones. As it was by (mostly) High School boys, there were certain other foul overtones. . . .

Post by **Dave** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:03 pm

Atomic wrote:
Dave wrote:Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.
I feel a great disturbance in the Pun Jar...

Clearly, my Pun Jar account is in arrears.

(*clink* *clink* *clank* *rattle* *ping*)

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:59 pm

Bathorys Daughter wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:It's not just the Pun Jar that's feeling disturbed...
it may be what is being felt is a great disturbance in the Farce.

Slightly better than a disturbance in the arse.

*cha-ching*

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:29 pm

MerchManDan wrote:
Bathorys Daughter wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:It's not just the Pun Jar that's feeling disturbed...
it may be what is being felt is a great disturbance in the Farce.
Slightly better than a disturbance in the arse.

*cha-ching*

"That's no moon!|"
Uh, yes it is. Luke, pull your pants up.

Mark N · Post by **Mark N** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:43 am

Jabberwonky wrote: "That's no moon!|"
Uh, yes it is. Luke, pull your pants up.

Is that a line from the upcoming Episode VII "The Republic Cashes In"

Atomic · Post by **Atomic** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:58 am

Mark N wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote: "That's no moon!|"
Uh, yes it is. Luke, pull your pants up.
Is that a line from the upcoming Episode VII "The Republic Cashes In"

Plot summary:

Han Solo gets out of rehab and tracks down Luke Skywalker -- for revenge.
R2D2 and C3PO, both out of warranty, appeal to Chewbacca for ongoing maintenance -- at a price.
Queen Leia is getting too old for this crap and wants out. Who does she call?

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:00 pm

GHOSTBUSTERS!!! (OK, maybe not)

shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:44 pm

Atomic wrote:R2D2 and C3PO, both out

My mind stopped reading after that and thought, "Well, everyone suspected that about C3PO but R2D2 is a surprise."

Mark N · Post by **Mark N** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:09 pm

shadowinthelight wrote:
Atomic wrote:R2D2 and C3PO, both out
My mind stopped reading after that and thought, "Well, everyone suspected that about C3PO but R2D2 is a surprise."

Thanks nothing. Now I see the two of them in a Ren & Stimpy bit that goes:
Ren shouting threatening at Stimpy: "I'm the pitcher your the catcher!!!"

bmonk · Post by **bmonk** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:43 am

shadowinthelight wrote:
Atomic wrote:R2D2 and C3PO, both out
My mind stopped reading after that and thought, "Well, everyone suspected that about C3PO but R2D2 is a surprise."

Nah--I always knew he liked short, dumpy robots.

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