Too Much Pizza 2016-10-20

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Too Much Pizza 2016-10-20

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http://wapsisquare.com/comic/too-much-pizza/

Typical teenagers...
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And then the pizzas and the brownies fought an epic war for control of the digestive juices.
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The war between Cheese and Chocolate was a dreadful one, with a great deal of collateral damage. The only thing certain, in the end, was that both sides were guilty of inducing zits among the innocent teenage civilian population.

The International Food Court was powerless to degrease the combatants.
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Wow, so reminds me of my grandkids. Hell come to think of it would still cover my kids as well.
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there is no such thing as too much pizza, especially the morning after, once you've evacuated properly ^^
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What is this phrase, "too much pizza"? I do not understand... :?
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Wait a minute- are you implying that PIZZA and BROWNIES are not FOOD GROUPS?
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Behold the power of homemade cooking.
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Home-made or home-bought?

/flrrd/

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FreeFlier wrote:Home-made or home-bought?

/flrrd/

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Akasha wrote:there is no such thing as too much pizza, especially the morning after, once you've evacuated properly ^^
agreed, the morning after eating pizza can often cause mass evacuations of people from rooms
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eee wrote:What is this phrase, "too much pizza"? I do not understand... :?
Much like the statement "the checks in the mail" or "no one will ever notice" it denotes a mythical state that does not exist.
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AnotherFairportfan wrote:
FreeFlier wrote:Home-made or home-bought?

/flrrd/

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My beloved bride informs me that if it involved her doing anything more than opening a lid then it is home made.
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Behold, the recuperative powers of Brownies!
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Dave wrote:The war between Cheese and Chocolate was a dreadful one, with a great deal of collateral damage. The only thing certain, in the end, was that both sides were guilty of inducing zits among the innocent teenage civilian population.

The International Food Court was powerless to degrease the combatants.
...And then, much to his initial reluctance, Chocolate Cheesecake was drummed back into service from his hibernation in Cold Storage.

It was his melding of the two worlds into a single emulsification that quieted the tormented acidic landscape and bought peace to the kingdom...
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eee wrote:What is this phrase, "too much pizza"? I do not understand... :?
It sounds like some kind of blasphemy. Or violation of universal laws.
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jeffepp wrote:
eee wrote:What is this phrase, "too much pizza"? I do not understand... :?
It sounds like some kind of blasphemy. Or violation of universal laws.


heh, only teens can do it!!! :)
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I dunno . . . two people eating a 36 inch pizza with the works might qualify . . .

OTOH, if they managed to eat the whole thing, it was free.

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FreeFlier wrote:I dunno . . . two people eating a 36 inch pizza with the works might qualify . . .
At their age, yeah, it might qualify...

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......as an after-school snack.
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Warrl wrote:
FreeFlier wrote:I dunno . . . two people eating a 36 inch pizza with the works might qualify . . .
At their age, yeah, it might qualify...

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......as an after-school snack.
Don't forget that a large is usually about eighteen inches . . . a thirty-six inch pizza will have four times as much pizza!

As a teen I could just about eat a large by myself, if I was hungry . . . two would have been "no way" even if it was free!

The guy I knew that did it hadn't eaten in 24 hours, had been working hard . . . and the last couple of pieces were still a struggle.

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