And then... You will drive... me... insane!

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hm, to some people, that is a lovely night at the disco!!!Dave wrote:I think we've had this discussion before, young sir.GlytchMeister wrote:The only thing you're gonna get out of sarge is his name, rank, and serial number.
All you'll get outta me is spit and expletives.
Pfff. Jägers. Think they're the scariest thing since predatory bread. Monsters aren't scary. They look like monsters. It's the humans you gotta watch out for.
Human you want, and human you will get. Only a human could have come up with the idea of a torture instrument as cruel as what I'm thinking of. I have this lovely tape-loop montage which consists of non-stop clips of Abba, bubblegum pop, and Barney... and that's just for starters. A few hours of "YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I'VE GOT LOVE IN MY TUMMY I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME" and we'll see about that "name rank and serial number" stuff. Think of a Clockwork Orange scenario, dripping in saccharine.
Well there has long been some speculation that the First Nations on my paternal grandmother's side was really a Sasquatch. Or related to Wolverine.GlytchMeister wrote:Opus, you might have an unusually high concentration of Homo neanderthalensis in your DNA. I hear Ozzy Osbourne is the same way - it's been theorized that is how he managed to survive the hilariously horrible drug cocktail he dumped into his system for so long.
DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!GlytchMeister wrote:I am suddenly tempted to have a character expy of you chatting with Saul the Sasquatch Scientist when Glytch comes to work one day in the fanfic...
Just remember- they are also known as the 'Skunk Ape'... for a very pungent reason...jwhouk wrote:DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!GlytchMeister wrote:I am suddenly tempted to have a character expy of you chatting with Saul the Sasquatch Scientist when Glytch comes to work one day in the fanfic...
Sgt. Howard wrote:Just remember- they are also known as the 'Skunk Ape'... for a very pungent reason...jwhouk wrote:DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!GlytchMeister wrote:I am suddenly tempted to have a character expy of you chatting with Saul the Sasquatch Scientist when Glytch comes to work one day in the fanfic...
A definite point in their favor.Wolf-who-watches wrote:No worse than humans. /noselick/
At least those-who-walk-by-night do not use horrible false scents.
Well if you do my paternal grandmother's maiden name was Bruno, they were French Canadian that wound up on the far west coast. Just a little more backstory.GlytchMeister wrote:I am suddenly tempted to have a character expy of you chatting with Saul the Sasquatch Scientist when Glytch comes to work one day in the fanfic...