Because I'm sleepy right now, I thought you were serious up until the part about it catching fire. The sodium part didn't register. When I saw the part about Kevlar and Nomex, I was wondering if someone's out to kill Santa.Dave wrote:The fancier outfits come with just two sets of pants, but they're specially made: inner lining of Kevlar and Nomex and reflective aluminum, middle layer of encapsulated sodium powder, outer layer of bright-red cloth.AnotherFairportfan wrote:Friend who did that once told me that those Santa suits come with three pairs of pants.
I decided that that was not a gig for me.
If/when the kiddies pee on you, the whole setup catches fire. You get to play both Santa and Satan in the same gig, and charge double.
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Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
There is no such thing as a science experiment gone wrong.
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Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
No, but put a three year old on your lap and go "Ho Ho Ho!"...Alkarii wrote:Because I'm sleepy right now, I thought you were serious up until the part about it catching fire. The sodium part didn't register. When I saw the part about Kevlar and Nomex, I was wondering if someone's out to kill Santa.Dave wrote:The fancier outfits come with just two sets of pants, but they're specially made: inner lining of Kevlar and Nomex and reflective aluminum, middle layer of encapsulated sodium powder, outer layer of bright-red cloth.AnotherFairportfan wrote:Friend who did that once told me that those Santa suits come with three pairs of pants.
I decided that that was not a gig for me.
If/when the kiddies pee on you, the whole setup catches fire. You get to play both Santa and Satan in the same gig, and charge double.
Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
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Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
...?... what...?... something I said...?Just Old Al wrote:
Don't encourage him...
To be honest, Sarge and unmentionables are not two things I want in the same county, never mind in hearing distance...
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
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Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
No, but given previous history I'm afraid of the potential..Sgt. Howard wrote:...?... what...?... something I said...?Just Old Al wrote:
Don't encourage him...
To be honest, Sarge and unmentionables are not two things I want in the same county, never mind in hearing distance...
"The Empire was founded on cups of tea, mate, and if you think I am going to war without one you are sadly mistaken."
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Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH
I JUST IMAGINED SARGE IN SAID GARMENTS
DAMN MY HIGH-DEFINITION IMAGINATION
BRAINBLEACH! I NEED BRAINBLEACH!
I JUST IMAGINED SARGE IN SAID GARMENTS
DAMN MY HIGH-DEFINITION IMAGINATION
BRAINBLEACH! I NEED BRAINBLEACH!
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
On one of the now-gone fora where I used to hang out, it was considered an art form/competition to carefully, without actually saying anything disgusting in itself, to get people to call for brainbleach . . . 
My most effective strike of that sort was even selective: it affected only oldbies and not the newbs!
--FreeFlier
My most effective strike of that sort was even selective: it affected only oldbies and not the newbs!
--FreeFlier
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Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Rather than studded leather- hows about I don harem silks and do a belly dance?
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Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
At this point I'm seared to the point where it'll take some nuclear-grade nastiness to make me noticeSgt. Howard wrote:Rather than studded leather- hows about I don harem silks and do a belly dance?
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Sgt. Howard wrote:Rather than studded leather- hows about I don harem silks and do a belly dance?
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Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Dave wrote:Sgt. Howard wrote:Rather than studded leather- hows about I don harem silks and do a belly dance?
... I'll... take that as a 'no'...
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
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I speak fluent Limrick-
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Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Meh . . .Sgt. Howard wrote:Rather than studded leather- hows about I don harem silks and do a belly dance?
--FreeFlier