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- AnotherFairportfan
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The sugar isn't what i was getting at.
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Well, the blueberry "grin" would be bad enough all by itself.
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Damn glad I didn't see that box till 3:30 in the afternoon. Cold sober, too.
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- Catawampus
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Can I at least change my undergarments?DinkyInky wrote:You guys are silly...don't ever change.
You didn't really want to keep your soul, did you?AnotherFairportfan wrote:Okay. So it's 7AM Monday, you've got a hangover, you haven't had your first cup of coffee yet, you drag yourself to the table, sit down ... and this box of cereal is sitting right in front of you:
- AnotherFairportfan
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Yee.Dave wrote:Well, the blueberry "grin" would be bad enough all by itself.
So you're visiting friends, you wake up in the morning, and their dog has climbed up on the bed to say "Good Morning"...
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Talk about a Chelsea Grin
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How to make my favourite Monty Python song even better than it was.
The fellow who gets run down is Professor Brian Cox, OBE - who nitpicked the lyrics and re-wrote the song with Eric Idle (this is the original version). He is also a former pop star. The re-written version was used in a BBC science programme he hosted.
The fellow who gets run down is Professor Brian Cox, OBE - who nitpicked the lyrics and re-wrote the song with Eric Idle (this is the original version). He is also a former pop star. The re-written version was used in a BBC science programme he hosted.
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Well, it either scares you out of several years' growth, or it scares you to death and right into your next incarnation. Either way, you end up younger than you are today.AnotherFairportfan wrote:Yee.
So you're visiting friends, you wake up in the morning, and their dog has climbed up on the bed to say "Good Morning"...
Clear evidence that travel and social visiting is rejuvenating!
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AnotherFairportfan wrote:Okay. So it's 7AM Monday, you've got a hangover, you haven't had your first cup of coffee yet, you drag yourself to the table, sit down ...
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." - Nim the chimp
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This is what happens when you pull the dentures out of your bulldogDave wrote:Well, the blueberry "grin" would be bad enough all by itself.
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
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... and you'll spend every night, for the rest of your life, SCREAMING!!MerchManDan wrote:AnotherFairportfan wrote:Okay. So it's 7AM Monday, you've got a hangover, you haven't had your first cup of coffee yet, you drag yourself to the table, sit down ...
(Lyta Alexander, Babylon 5)
(That's quite impressive, MerchManDan - did you create that for the occasion, or somehow sleuth down an existing image?)
- AnotherFairportfan
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There were only 3 ZIP codes in America without any Ashley Madison accounts — here they are
Even if the towns has internet access - they're so tiny that the joke about the town whose population never varied for fifty years - every time someone was born, someone had to leave town
Even if the towns has internet access - they're so tiny that the joke about the town whose population never varied for fifty years - every time someone was born, someone had to leave town
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Hangover? More like, they warned us about this when we ate those little purple pills 40 years ago. . .MerchManDan wrote:AnotherFairportfan wrote:Okay. So it's 7AM Monday, you've got a hangover, you haven't had your first cup of coffee yet, you drag yourself to the table, sit down ...
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I always feel like... somebody's waaatchin' meeeee...
That's every day for me because I just might be BAT-SHIT INSANE!
Also, I may have had too much soda today. And too much stress. It's a defense mechanism.
That's every day for me because I just might be BAT-SHIT INSANE!
Also, I may have had too much soda today. And too much stress. It's a defense mechanism.
There is no such thing as a science experiment gone wrong.
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Rockwell!! awesome song... now he just needs to get out more, once he figures out who it is...Alkarii wrote:I always feel like... somebody's waaatchin' meeeee...
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Hee, thanks. I can't say for sure where the original image came from, but the very first time I saw it was as a demotivational poster, like so:Dave wrote:(That's quite impressive, MerchManDan - did you create that for the occasion, or somehow sleuth down an existing image?)
The text for ants says: Take meds.
Later, I found it after it went through the Tumblr. Linked because it's a surprisingly large image, and some questionable language. And it's Know Your Meme.
According to Gurgle, it's related to April Fools' pranks where the contents of a fridge are given googly eyes in order to scare the bejeezus out of the next unaware person who opens the door.
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." - Nim the chimp
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- AnotherFairportfan
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Chain link flowers. Honeysuckle, morning glories and some little white things i don't recognise
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Maggie asked Helen what "R.I.P." means this morning.
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Now I know what to do when something breaks at work.
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- AnotherFairportfan
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in case you're interested - i created that font myself. Here's a PDF of the Windows sample page, and here's a ZIP file of the font itself - feel free to use it or redistribute. I keep meaning to go back and add the missing glyphs (like periods? Seriously, mike...) But i haven't yet.Alkarii wrote:Now I know what to do when something breaks at work.
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Periods are overused anyhow;
Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop now!
**grabs keyboard and runs like hell**
Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop now!
**grabs keyboard and runs like hell**
Saccharomyces cerevisiae is the linchpin of civilization.