Hot Button 2015-06-01
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- AnotherFairportfan
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
I'm sorry to interrupt when you were doing so well ... don't let me break your chain of thought ... but...
Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
And we know where that leads! (alternate viewer style)TazManiac wrote:OK, I've got the duty;
'Hot Button'
There, I said it.
- AnotherFairportfan
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
I just thought of a better way to say that:AnotherFairportfan wrote:I'm sorry to interrupt when you were doing so well ... don't let me break your chain of thought ... but...
I'm sorry to interrupt when you were doing so well ... I just wanted to say "thank you" ... please continue ...
Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
- Sgt. Howard
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
Julie wrote:I think I've enjoyed Sgt. Howard's radio chatter about the pages almost as much as I've enjoyed seeing Devyn rip into Captain Snooty Pants.Sgt. Howard wrote:Bravo base this is Bravo Charley- the Chasseur is in full retreat, leaving a trail of urine. Light Marine Force Recon now in consultation with 'Big Bird'... speaking in code, unable to decipher. Awaiting main players, over
... why thank you very much... it is so nice to be noticed...

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- lake_wrangler
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
Sure, as long as you're being noticed for the right reasons...Sgt. Howard wrote:... why thank you very much... it is so nice to be noticed...

- Hansontoons
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
I wonder how you say "May I see your passport, please." In Squeakish...Dave wrote:"Follow in your book and repeat after me, as we learn three new words in Squeakish..."
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
"Squeee-AAAAKKK squeek squeeak squeek?"Hansontoons wrote:I wonder how you say "May I see your passport, please." In Squeakish...Dave wrote:"Follow in your book and repeat after me, as we learn three new words in Squeakish..."
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"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
If she would only speak in small caps, she could perhaps find a crow to translate for her. ("SQUEAK?")
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- Sgt. Howard
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
I'll have you know I RESEMBLE that remark... wait a minute...lake_wrangler wrote:Sure, as long as you're being noticed for the right reasons...Sgt. Howard wrote:... why thank you very much... it is so nice to be noticed...

Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
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- AnotherFairportfan
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
ITYM "SQUEEK?"Dr. Otter wrote:If she would only speak in small caps, she could perhaps find a crow to translate for her. ("SQUEAK?")
Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
I'll see your "Squeek" and raise you a "Squeak" and two "uh...uh...uh..."AnotherFairportfan wrote:ITYM "SQUEEK?"Dr. Otter wrote:If she would only speak in small caps, she could perhaps find a crow to translate for her. ("SQUEAK?")
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
"Aunt Jin! Get over here... I need the forceps, stat! She's inhaled a piccolo!Sgt. Howard wrote:I'll see your "Squeek" and raise you a "Squeak" and two "uh...uh...uh..."AnotherFairportfan wrote:ITYM "SQUEEK?"Dr. Otter wrote:If she would only speak in small caps, she could perhaps find a crow to translate for her. ("SQUEAK?")
"Aunt Acacia - better break out the trach kit, just in case. If we don't get this thing out of her quickly, every dog in three miles will be completely mad within minutes!
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- jwhouk
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
There's only one thing in this WapsiVerse who can un-squeak her: BT-Whatsit!
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
Or possibly, "I see it was your turn to deal with Ms/Mrs I-hate-youth-and-large-breasts." Still followed by derisive laughter.illiad wrote:waiting for 'big boss' to come see what the racket is...
Or, scene in 'staff canteen'
{Lots of derisive laughter}
hey frenchy, I see you got a bit carried a way again!!one of these days you gonna get hurt!!
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
... what about Crisco? What about axle grease? What about Naomi? What about Naomi and Crisco?jwhouk wrote:There's only one thing in this WapsiVerse who can un-squeak her: BT-Whatsit!
... how about I take my meds?
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
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Re: Hot Button 2015-06-01
That might work, but as Crisco is externally applied and this squeak is internally generated it might cause a different kind of squeak.Sgt. Howard wrote:What about Naomi and Crisco?
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