Schnitzelbank 2017-10-31
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Schnitzelbank 2017-10-31
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For those of us not up-to-speed on German drinking songs.... "A Schnitzelbank is a “shaving horse,” a type of woodworking bench. It could be used by farmers, basketmakers, wheelwrights, and coopers. It could be used to make barrels that hold beer; coopers used the shaving horse to shave barrel staves."
For those of us not up-to-speed on German drinking songs.... "A Schnitzelbank is a “shaving horse,” a type of woodworking bench. It could be used by farmers, basketmakers, wheelwrights, and coopers. It could be used to make barrels that hold beer; coopers used the shaving horse to shave barrel staves."
Re: Schnitzelbank 2017-10-31
Oh my dear God in heaven, it's the Schnitzelbank song!!!
And Atsali, a SIREN(!), is SINGING it!!!
That's going to get that place rollicking...
And Atsali, a SIREN(!), is SINGING it!!!
That's going to get that place rollicking...
Re: Schnitzelbank 2017-10-31
Sure, it seems like fun... now.
"It's just one or two oompahs" you say to yourself. "That's nothing. I can handle a couple of oompahs. No trouble."
And, maybe you can. It never stops there, though. Pretty soon it's a whole chorus of oompahs. A whole wall-full. You're having oompahs all evening long.
Before you know it, you have to have an oompah or two when you get home, or you can't get to sleep. You find yourself sneaking recordings of Octoberfest celebrations into your college lecture classes so you can listen to them while the professor drones on and on about modern financial conventions and the balance of trade in cabbages.
You find yourself listening to old, cracked and noisy oompah collections on dirty, scratched LPs rather than calling your Special Gal for a chat after school.
And then, it really gets grim.
Get help before the oompahs get their claws too deep into you, Atsali!
"It's just one or two oompahs" you say to yourself. "That's nothing. I can handle a couple of oompahs. No trouble."
And, maybe you can. It never stops there, though. Pretty soon it's a whole chorus of oompahs. A whole wall-full. You're having oompahs all evening long.
Before you know it, you have to have an oompah or two when you get home, or you can't get to sleep. You find yourself sneaking recordings of Octoberfest celebrations into your college lecture classes so you can listen to them while the professor drones on and on about modern financial conventions and the balance of trade in cabbages.
You find yourself listening to old, cracked and noisy oompah collections on dirty, scratched LPs rather than calling your Special Gal for a chat after school.
And then, it really gets grim.
Get help before the oompahs get their claws too deep into you, Atsali!
Re: Schnitzelbank 2017-10-31
Unless someone hits you over the head repeatedly to make you stop. Then you have oompah-lumpas.You're having oompahs all evening long.
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*facepalms and points to the punvault*Warrl wrote:Unless someone hits you over the head repeatedly to make you stop. Then you have oompah-lumpas.You're having oompahs all evening long.
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*Points to the small print and golden ticket already headed for the pun vault*DilyV wrote:*facepalms and points to the punvault*Warrl wrote:Unless someone hits you over the head repeatedly to make you stop. Then you have oompah-lumpas.You're having oompahs all evening long.
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Re: Schnitzelbank 2017-10-31
It's enough to drive you Wonky . . .
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Re: Schnitzelbank 2017-10-31
EI DU SCHOENE
EI DU SCHOENE
EI DU SCHOENE
SCHNITZELBANK!
EI DU SCHOENE
EI DU SCHOENE
SCHNITZELBANK!
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Re: Schnitzelbank 2017-10-31
Beer, boobs, and Schnitzel! I expect John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt to be along any minute!
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Re: Schnitzelbank 2017-10-31
Atsali seems to be having Too Much Fun in her new job.
I ride my bike to ride my bike, and sometimes it takes me where I need to go.
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"Back when you were a child they said you were precociousOpus the Poet wrote:Atsali seems to be having Too Much Fun in her new job.
You were always doing something that you shouldn't ought to do
And you never did the things that were expected of you...
Shame on you... you're having too much fun."
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Mister Dunderback (also known as "Johnny Roebuck").Atomic wrote:Beer, boobs, and Schnitzel! I expect John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt to be along any minute!
There was once a butcher specialising in sausages in Cumberland Mall in Cobb County, and it was named "Dunderback's".
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While I'm not fond of beer, I gotta say I like the beer maid outfits. Though, I think I prefer Skylar's less top-heavy look in the outfit, but that's just me.
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The memories of youth. So many happy nights celebrating Oktoberfest, so so many miserable mornings after. The question i have is where is the food????
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Considering the theme and the para orientation of the bar... the cook is probably preparing a fresh batch of dragonschnitzel, and it's not quite ready to serve yet. Takes a lot of pounding with a big mallet to tenderize dragon flank steak properly, y'know.oldmanmickey wrote:The memories of youth. So many happy nights celebrating Oktoberfest, so so many miserable mornings after. The question i have is where is the food????
Better that, than kraken sushi.
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Ewww. Tastes like iodine.Dave wrote:?[Better that, than kraken sushi.
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Not just you. some of us have differences of opinion with Pablo on top-heavy protagonists. Not enough to stop reading, mind you, just esthetic differences.Alkarii wrote:While I'm not fond of beer, I gotta say I like the beer maid outfits. Though, I think I prefer Skylar's less top-heavy look in the outfit, but that's just me.
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Is Atsali using her siren song powers to induce good cheers?
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Re: Schnitzelbank 2017-10-31
Perhaps the siren song requires a narrower focus... imagine folks three or so rows in front of her turning their focus away from the flag during the National Anthem?
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It shouldn't . . . it should be more like ammonia.AnotherFairportfan wrote:Ewww. Tastes like iodine.Dave wrote:?[Better that, than kraken sushi.
And Atsali looks like she's on the edge of wardrobe failure.
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