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[TazManiac]

What the hell do I need 'real' people for anyway?...

[Dave]

Dave, the Pun Vault just called. Your bank account's overdrawn.

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I tried to find one issued by the 29th state to join the union, because iowa lot, but I couldn't find one.

[AmriloJim]

Iowa, as a state, does not issue currency. But there's always the States Quarters program (1999-2006)....

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[GlytchMeister]

[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]

[Just Old Al]

[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]

Boyar you in the wrong place....

[Catawampus]

[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]

Sounds as though you need to relax a bit and unwind. Perhaps a nice quiet sea cruise on a sailing ship, where you can get away from the hassles of modern life. I've heard that there's a very nice working replica of the ship that Sir Francis Drake sailed around the world.

[AnotherFairportfan]

Unboxing

(I included the 52mm lens cap from the Nikon in the first couple of shots to give a sense of scale.











...and, lo, the mountain laboured and brought forth a mouse...

[Dave]

... as AFF waves his wand, incants the spell "Riddikulus", and transforms the looming evil Boggart-box into a simmple little accessory.

[Sgt. Howard]

Those chips are all part of a new information recovery system- every transaction gets recorded through a master system. The idea is that eventually, coin and paper money will no longer be used. All transactions will be electric. The mint will close down, or operate as a museum.

The next step is doing away with the card and implanting the chip.

[AnotherFairportfan]

Those chips are all part of a new information recovery system- every transaction gets recorded through a master system. The idea is that eventually, coin and paper money will no longer be used. All transactions will be electric. The mint will close down, or operate as a museum.

The next step is doing away with the card and implanting the chip.

Nothing to do with a card.

It's the SIM for my phone as i transfer it from MetroPCS to NET10.

[Sgt. Howard]

Those chips are all part of a new information recovery system- every transaction gets recorded through a master system. The idea is that eventually, coin and paper money will no longer be used. All transactions will be electric. The mint will close down, or operate as a museum.

The next step is doing away with the card and implanting the chip.

Nothing to do with a card.

It's the SIM for my phone as i transfer it from MetroPCS to NET10.

it's the same chip

[AnotherFairportfan]

Those chips are all part of a new information recovery system- every transaction gets recorded through a master system. The idea is that eventually, coin and paper money will no longer be used. All transactions will be electric. The mint will close down, or operate as a museum.

The next step is doing away with the card and implanting the chip.

Nothing to do with a card.

It's the SIM for my phone as i transfer it from MetroPCS to NET10.

it's the same chip

Pretty sure it's not.

[Dave]

it's the same chip

Pretty sure it's not.

They are both microprocessors, and have the same basic electrical and communication interface (ISO9660 a.k.a. "smart card").

That's roughly the equivalent of saying "They both speak English" about two people. Same language, but often very different personalities.

Banking chips, and phone-SIMM chips will have certain capabilities in common - they'll typically have serial numbers, and often some stored information (which they may or may not be programmed to reveal). Beyond that, there can be a very great deal of difference. Some smartcard chips are quite simple, others have lots of storage and can have very powerful cryptographic processors on board. A chip-card built and programmed for banking ATM use would be useless in a smartphone, and vice versa.

[GlytchMeister]

it's the same chip

Pretty sure it's not.

They are both microprocessors, and have the same basic electrical and communication interface (ISO9660 a.k.a. "smart card").

That's roughly the equivalent of saying "They both speak English" about two people. Same language, but often very different personalities.

Banking chips, and phone-SIMM chips will have certain capabilities in common - they'll typically have serial numbers, and often some stored information (which they may or may not be programmed to reveal). Beyond that, there can be a very great deal of difference. Some smartcard chips are quite simple, others have lots of storage and can have very powerful cryptographic processors on board. A chip-card built and programmed for banking ATM use would be useless in a smartphone, and vice versa.

The resident Technomage confirms. Plugging a banking card into a phone is like trying to plug a PlayStation memory card into an old PC and expecting to be able to play Spyro from the floppy drive.

There is no universal programming language, and I very much doubt banking systems use the same language as phone cards. Possibly certain portions of each system share commonalities in that they both utilize the Internet, but the means of data transfer has hardly anything to do with the data being transferred. That's why the concept of a SneakerNet (carrying USB and Hard drives and such) works just as well, and in some cases even better, than the regular internet. How data is moved does not influence how the two participants in the computerized conversation speak to one another.

English is a language, and it can be written and read, spoken and heard, or punched into Braille dots and felt. Java, Python, C++, these are all languages and they can all be transferred through the Internet, but a computer that is programmed only with Python can no more understand C++ than a person who speaks only English can understand Vietnamese.

Just like a bank card chip can no more communicate with a phone.

[Warrl]

Some years ago, a coworker came back from lunch with a new purchase, and said "hey, you want to see something ironic?"

He took his purchase out of the paper bag, and discarded the bag.

He broke the shrinkwrap, and discarded it.

He removed the item from the cardboard box, which he discarded.

He opened the plastic-foam box, removed the product, and discarded the foam.

He broke another layer of shrinkwrap, and discarded it.

He removed and discarded the cardboard spacer.

He tore off the front cover of his purchase, set it on his desk, and held up the front cover for us to see (prior to discarding it).

It said "The 365 Things You Can Do To Save The Earth Calendar".

We could immediately think of one... maybe use less packaging?

[lake_wrangler]

Here's another one from Clients from Hell:

"Transparent vector jpeg will do just fine."
— The file format my client wants his photographs in

[Dave]

I think a Star Trek quotation is the only proper response to that.

"Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated." (Nomad)

[Sgt. Howard]

It is programmed differently... but it is still the same chip

[AnotherFairportfan]

It is programmed differently... but it is still the same chip

Can you provide documentation?

[AmriloJim]

Can you provide documentation?

https://socialcompare.com/en/comparison ... comparison

For fun, compare the card that carried your new Net10 SIM to any chip-enabled credit/debit card in your wallet. Orientation of the elements are the same, no?