well 34 would make it better!!!Warrl wrote:I don't think a rule would do - a tape measure would be better.


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well 34 would make it better!!!Warrl wrote:I don't think a rule would do - a tape measure would be better.
Yep.Alkarii wrote:That gnome's a right bastard, isn't he?
I think the original story summed up the effects pretty well.Lawdog wrote:. . .
About that time the Puberty Gnome sprinted out from under a table, jumped up, and fetched me a right good thump betwixt the running lights with a solid oak cluebat.
I didn't realize until later that he took advantage of my dazed state to abscond with about 90% of my cognitive functions, including most of my fine motor control, communications skills, and powers of concentration and self-control.
Took about ten years to get them back, too. Little bastard.
Anyhoo, from that point on the default setting between my ears was jammed on "Girls."
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