Broke Your Friend 2016-07-22

[AmriloJim]

http://wapsisquare.com/comic/broke-your-friend/

First Nadette, now Timothy. However, Timmy's gaze appears to be a bit higher than expected.

[shadowinthelight]

However, Timmy's gaze appears to be a bit higher than expected.

Kind of hard to tell. His eyes have gone as white as a superhero wearing a mask.

[Dave]

First Nadette, now Timothy.

Could be worse. If I recall correctly, Monica and Shelly once went jogging, and managed to distract a bunch of motor-vehicle drivers badly enough to cause an accident.

Atsali hasn't yet blue-screened anyone who was actually operating heavy machinery at the time.

[AnotherFairportfan]

Right effect, dear.

Wrong pronoun.

Could be worse. If I recall correctly, Monica and Shelly once went jogging, and managed to distract a bunch of motor-vehicle drivers badly enough to cause an accident.

Atsali hasn't yet blue-screened anyone who was actually operating heavy machinery at the time.

Actually, it was the time Monica took Shelly to Lydia's the first time, and they weren't jogging, just walking home.

The running came AFTER the crash...

Wow - back in 2004.

Haven't tracked it down in the archive, this is from my wallpaper files:

wapsi (148) (Large).jpg (107.62 KiB) Viewed 10730 times

Can't recall why i censored it - i may have e-mailed it to somebody...

[FreeFlier]

First Nadette, now Timothy.

Could be worse. If I recall correctly, Monica and Shelly once went jogging, and managed to distract a bunch of motor-vehicle drivers badly enough to cause an accident.

Atsali hasn't yet blue-screened anyone who was actually operating heavy machinery at the time.

AFAWK . . .

Atsali, it wasn't Pickle that broke him . . . remember what you did to Nadette?

--FreeFlier

[GlytchMeister]

However, Timmy's gaze appears to be a bit higher than expected.

Kind of hard to tell. His eyes have gone as white as a superhero wearing a mask.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the thousand-yard stare. He's not looking at anything right now. His eyes just happen to be open.

[Opus the Poet]

My comment from yesterday still holds.

timmy.exe is not responding <abort> <retry> <fail>?

[oldmanmickey]

Yep the poor kid done went tilt.

[illiad]

However, Timmy's gaze appears to be a bit higher than expected.

Kind of hard to tell. His eyes have gone as white as a superhero wearing a mask.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the thousand-yard stare. He's not looking at anything right now. His eyes just happen to be open.

and they only thought going round his mind...

They get BIGGER????

[Jobe00]

WE NEED A NEW TIMMY!

Get in touch with the Mr. Wizard people. I think they still have some spare Timmys.

[Gyrrakavian]

Hmmm…… I guess Atsali is technically correct as Pickle is the one who brought Timothy over.

Can Atsali really be blamed?
*points back to conversation Lily and Kath had about body shaming and modern societal double standards*

[eee]

Turn his head, Pickle. His brain will reboot once the overwhelming stimulus is removed from his sight.

(I'm kind of glad this week is over. We went from Castela's "We can get through this, we have each others' backs" to throwing Scarlet under the bus due to competition for Timmy's attention. Hormones can, of course, really mess up people's thought processes - look at Timothy, here - but you'd think she could use some of that ageless Blackthorn wisdom to ask herself "Wait a minute. What EXACTLY am I doing?"

I'm just glad this isn't Daylla she's jealous of.)

[lake_wrangler]

However, Timmy's gaze appears to be a bit higher than expected.

Well, you have to factor in the backward falling motion... When he was standing erect (no pun intended), his gaze would have been slightly lower...

[lake_wrangler]

you'd think she could use some of that ageless Blackthorn wisdom to ask herself "Wait a minute. What EXACTLY am I doing?"

She did. All last week, with the pinups and background text. She just seems to have forgotten, at this point.

[illiad]

Can Atsali really be blamed? no, she cannot help being the content of EVERY boyhood dream... :\

I think all you can do about poor Timmy, is to knock him out, and lie him back in the arms of Scarlet, for her to tell him he had *imagined* the whole thing....

[oldmanmickey]

Can Atsali really be blamed? no, she cannot help being the content of EVERY boyhood dream... :\

I think all you can do about poor Timmy, is to knock him out, and lie him back in the arms of Scarlet, for her to tell him he had *imagined* the whole thing....

She would be content of a few adult dreams as well. Now as for poor ole Timmy as this point, to quote a childhood hero foghorn leghorn, “This boy’s more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind”.

[illiad]

Can Atsali really be blamed? no, she cannot help being the content of EVERY boyhood dream... :\

I think all you can do about poor Timmy, is to knock him out, and lie him back in the arms of Scarlet, for her to tell him he had *imagined* the whole thing....

She would be content of a few adult dreams as well. Now as for poor ole Timmy as this point, to quote a childhood hero foghorn leghorn, “This boy’s more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind”.

Yep, as a rule she is a very popular inspiration.... :E

[Warrl]

Can Atsali really be blamed? no, she cannot help being the content of EVERY boyhood dream... :\

I think all you can do about poor Timmy, is to knock him out, and lie him back in the arms of Scarlet, for her to tell him he had *imagined* the whole thing....

She would be content of a few adult dreams as well. Now as for poor ole Timmy as this point, to quote a childhood hero foghorn leghorn, “This boy’s more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind”.

Yep, as a rule she is a very popular inspiration.... :E

I don't think a rule would do - a tape measure would be better.

[AmriloJim]

I don't think a rule would do - a tape measure would be better.

The pun jar is holding a yardstick and motioning for you to present your knuckles.

[Sgt. Howard]

I don't think a rule would do - a tape measure would be better.

(at Lydia's)- "Hold this to your boobs, I'll be around in a minute..."