In honour of the illustrious holiday today:
I may have posted this one before, but it's so classic.
Back in 1979, when Fairport Convention broke up (until 1985) the band were staying with friends in Oxford.
March 31st, Dave Swarbrick, Simon Nicol, and some others stayed up late solving the woes of the world with the aid of a bottle of Scotch.
Simon wandered next door to the house where he was staying, while Swarb and his host and others opened another bottle of single-malt inspiration (or two).
Simon woke some time the next morning, and remembered three things.
{A} Swarb, with visions of becoming a gentleman farmer (that lasted real quick) had bought a farm in Scotland.
{B} An American fighter jet had crashed in Scotland very recently.
{C} What day it was.
So a tap was rigged to a phone and run to a stereo downstairs, and Simon called next door and impersonated a Scottish policeman.
First he gets Swarb's wife (one of several - collect the set). She runs upstairs to wake Swarb, then runs next door to relay the horrible news.
It''s said Swarb's wife's is the loudest laughter heard at the end.
(As the label on
The Cropredy Box says - "Warning: Contains Explicit Swarbrick". There are a whole lot of "F"s near the end. I would say this is NSFW.)
http://electronictiger.net/april_fool.mp3