Who here hasn’t fallen in love with Dietzel? And now that Dietzel is pint-sized (Thanks to an anxiety ridden Princess Calista) he can come visit and keep you company at you desk! Yes, that’s right! No more long, boring days at your desk! Dietzel will be there to keep you company. Just remember to order him a slice of pizza! ^_^
Each Dinkie Dietzel is hand drawn, and lovenly colored and signed by that nerd who draws Wapsi Square (we have him locked in a room and feed him tiramisu and coffee to keep him happy) and will be yours to keep. Measuring 5 inches tall, Dinkie Dietzel will share your disdain for being stuck in front of your monitor, and gladly join you at the bar later that evening. But be careful! Others will want to take your Dietzel home for themselves, and possibly hold them for ransom! A six pack of beer, or a pizza will have him happily returned, however. Them’s the rules! Get a Dinkie Dietzel of your very own! $25 + shipping and handling.
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." - Nim the chimp Animation courtesy of shadowinthelight (thanks again!)
