Not Funny 2015-01-1-20

Hansontoons · Post by **Hansontoons** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:06 am

Now if the skull will just start singing "I ain't go no body!"

Already sort of has Marty Feldman eyes...

jwhouk · Post by **jwhouk** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:43 am

MerchManDan wrote:While a disembodied skull is typically a bad sign, for Wapsi Square it's just another Tuesday.

Quoted for truth.

Monica might have to come save them yet.

captnq · Post by **captnq** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:44 am

Let us post the many funny things the floating disembodied skull might say:

"Have you read the latest issue of The Watchtower? You might be meeting God sooner then you think."

"You know how your mother would tell you, 'If you don't stop picking, it'll never heal.'?"

"Avon calling!"

"I was wondering, which one of you is the juiciest?"

"Hey, look. Do you think you could just... hang out for about five minutes? The next wandering monster roll is coming up in about two turns and my shift is almost over. I'm really beat and I'm just not up to this today."

"Do you have any Gray Poupon?"

Raspy voice, "Welcome to the pit of des-" *HACK* HACK *COUGH* *WHEEZE* *clearing of the throat sound*. In a smooth voice with a conversational tone, "Sorry. Just getting over Bronchitis. Welcome to the Pit of Dessert! Do you have a reservation?"

"I don't mean to be forward, but you have really nice skin. Are you attached to it?"

"AHHHHHHHH!" *Skull faints dead away*

Warrl · Post by **Warrl** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:05 pm

Hansontoons wrote:Now if the skull will just start singing "I ain't go no body!"

When the shadow's gone
runs and hides
And the seer's nerve
ups and dies

Don't you want some body to love?
Don't you need some body to love?
Wouldn't you love some body to love?
You better find some body to love

(music)
(original lyrics)

meisdadoo · Post by **meisdadoo** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:08 pm

Prester Fred wrote:Yeah, I've gotta agree with Atsali here. Not funny. Really not funny.

Except to us, of course...

Having been in a similar situation at the age of 6, I can testify that it is not the slightest bit funny.

(While exploring a system of storm drain piping, my two older brothers thought it would be hilarious to run off with the only flashlight and leave me alone in the dark. For reasons that defy comprehension, they did not come back for me. I was extremely lucky and found my way home with the help of the family dog; but it wasn't funny then, and it still isn't now. )

AnotherFairportfan · Post by **AnotherFairportfan** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:06 pm

This scene suggests that Atsali is either the Shaggy or the Scoobie in this scenario.

captnq · Post by **captnq** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:22 pm

Actually, this is reminding me of Bug-Eyed Earl.

"Is it still there?"

Dr. Otter · Post by **Dr. Otter** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:13 pm

Hansontoons wrote:Already sort of has Marty Feldman eyes...

Didn't Kim Carnes sing that?

Sgt. Howard · Post by **Sgt. Howard** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:26 pm

captnq wrote:Let us post the many funny things the floating disembodied skull might say:

"Have you read the latest issue of The Watchtower? You might be meeting God sooner then you think."

"You know how your mother would tell you, 'If you don't stop picking, it'll never heal.'?"

"Avon calling!"

"I was wondering, which one of you is the juiciest?"

"Hey, look. Do you think you could just... hang out for about five minutes? The next wandering monster roll is coming up in about two turns and my shift is almost over. I'm really beat and I'm just not up to this today."

"Do you have any Gray Poupon?"

Raspy voice, "Welcome to the pit of des-" *HACK* HACK *COUGH* *WHEEZE* *clearing of the throat sound*. In a smooth voice with a conversational tone, "Sorry. Just getting over Bronchitis. Welcome to the Pit of Dessert! Do you have a reservation?"

"I don't mean to be forward, but you have really nice skin. Are you attached to it?"

"AHHHHHHHH!" *Skull faints dead away*

Skull (Imperious, snobbish Brit tone) "I BEG your pardon... may I see your MEMBERSHIP card?"

or... "Hey GUYS... we got us a LIVE ONE here,"

or... "Uh, lady...? you're standing on my ectoplasm..."

or... "I think they spilled something in the hot tub, so be careful..."

or... "(snicker)... wanna... (snerk, giggle)... wanna see my BONER?"

oldmanmickey · Post by **oldmanmickey** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:43 pm

What would really be a curve ball is if that was poor Jacob, Excuse me but this isnt the coffee shop back exit so where are we? sorry got so excited more than horns or less as the case may be showed.

Sgt. Howard · Post by **Sgt. Howard** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:16 pm

Actually, if that ISN'T Charon, couldn't this be Tsillah getting even for getting clocked?

AmriloJim · Post by **AmriloJim** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:58 pm

Dr. Otter wrote:
Hansontoons wrote:Already sort of has Marty Feldman eyes...
Didn't Kim Carnes sing that?

No, Bruce "Babyman" Baum.

Hansontoons · Post by **Hansontoons** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:00 pm

Dr. Otter wrote:
Hansontoons wrote:Already sort of has Marty Feldman eyes...
Didn't Kim Carnes sing that?

Something along the lines of "Col. Sander's thighs..."?

(I need a tutorial on adding linky things.)

TazManiac · Post by **TazManiac** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:11 pm

This place they are in, it's rent asunder ether and firmament alike- the rules here seem different and/or there is something 'different' here...

So shadows that 'Shadow-that-is-the-daughter-of-the-Ferryman' doesn't get is plausible at least.

AnotherFairportfan · Post by **AnotherFairportfan** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:17 pm

Hansontoons wrote:(I need a tutorial on adding linky things.)

A link uses the "URL" tag.

It looks like this before you post it:

Code: Select all

[url=http://electronictiger.net/index]Index of my amazon reviews.[/url]

...and like this after you do:

Index of my amazon reviews.

Type in the text you want to be the link, highlight it, click the "URL" button up-top, and type or paste in the "={whatever URL you like}" part.

Opus the Poet · Post by **Opus the Poet** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:24 pm

Dr. Otter wrote:
Hansontoons wrote:Already sort of has Marty Feldman eyes...
Didn't Kim Carnes sing that?

I think Buckwheat covered that one...

Hansontoons · Post by **Hansontoons** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:29 pm

AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Hansontoons wrote:(I need a tutorial on adding linky things.)
A link uses the "URL" tag.

It looks like this before you post it:
Code: Select all
[url=http://electronictiger.net/index]Index of my amazon reviews.[/url]
...and like this after you do:

Index of my amazon reviews.

Type in the text you want to be the link, highlight it, click the "URL" button up-top, and type or paste in the "={whatever URL you like}" part.

Thx FPF, I'll have to give it a whirl.

But be prepared for internetmageddon or something like it, sometimes technology and I do not play well together...

oldmanmickey · Post by **oldmanmickey** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:10 pm

Hansontoons wrote:
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Hansontoons wrote:(I need a tutorial on adding linky things.)
A link uses the "URL" tag.

It looks like this before you post it:
Code: Select all
[url=http://electronictiger.net/index]Index of my amazon reviews.[/url]
...and like this after you do:

Index of my amazon reviews.

Type in the text you want to be the link, highlight it, click the "URL" button up-top, and type or paste in the "={whatever URL you like}" part.
Thx FPF, I'll have to give it a whirl.

But be prepared for internetmageddon or something like it, sometimes technology and I do not play well together...

Or you could do what i do. hit reply to someone post that has a link in it. then simply copy paste and edit.

TazManiac · Post by **TazManiac** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:24 pm

Almost every forum type board has a BBCode guide in it somewhere, here are two example:

I keep this one on my Bookmark toolbar; it's Ukelele based but thats disregarded because the code is generic...

Here is a tutorial, from a very opinionated guy, i turned up via Google...

Dr. Otter · Post by **Dr. Otter** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:06 am

AmriloJim wrote:
Dr. Otter wrote:
Hansontoons wrote:Already sort of has Marty Feldman eyes...
Didn't Kim Carnes sing that?
No, Bruce "Babyman" Baum.

Oh, my stars and garters! I had no idea that even existed.

I googled it, and it seems no one has recorded "She's got Orphan Annie eyes..."

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