Atsali Xmas 2014-12-26

[zachariah]

Jiggle Bells, Jiggle Bells, Jiggle all the way.
oh what fun it is to watch.
Astali bend over that way. Ohhhhh.

[jwhouk]

Yep, called it.

Poor Jacob.

[zachariah]

Yep, called it.

Poor Jacob.

No you didn't. I think Sali showed a new strip of skin in this one.

[Thor]

Jiggle Bells, Jiggle Bells, Jiggle all the way.
oh what fun it is to watch.
Astali bend over that way. Ohhhhh.

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[TazManiac]

THIS is the ad to the Left of Atsali...

[Aleister Crow]

[zachariah]

Jiggle Bells, Jiggle Bells, Jiggle all the way.
oh what fun it is to watch.
Astali bend over that way. Ohhhhh.

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Actually I think the word is permafrost for that area of the world.

Just realized I wrote the jiggle jingle wrong.

Jiggle Belle, Jiggle Belle, Jiggle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to see
Them jiggle out today. Hey!

Words composed by Elfish Presley, who wasn't very composed at the time.

Drop an Atsali inaction figure into the jar.

[Thor]

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Actually I think the word is permafrost for that area of the world.

Oooooookay.

In any event, here is the permalink to the cartoon the thread is about.

And since there isn't much to say about it that hasn't already been said, and since we have a long wait until Monday, time for a little speculation. I'll lay out a few suggested topics:

1) Atsali and Jacob: OTP or awkward crash and burn?

2) Monica and Jet: WTF is going on there, exactly?

3) Tiny Dietzel: Will he be returned to normal by the end of 2015 or not?

4) Jacob: He's a mythical creature of some kind, since he's going to Yokai Academy with Atsali and gang, but what kind? Werewolf? Centaur? Ghoul? Troll? Half-Orc?

5) Monday's Comic: Are we going back to see more of Atsali and Nadette at the coffee shop, or will we be jumping to a week-long storyline about Jacqui and Shelley shopping for shoes?

[jwhouk]

1) Atsali and Jacob: OTP or awkward crash and burn?

c. "Hilarity Ensues."

2) Monica and Jet: WTF is going on there, exactly?

I suspect more in the mind of Jet than that in Monica.

3) Tiny Dietzel: Will he be returned to normal by the end of 2015 or not?

Try the magic 8-ball and see what the answer is.

4) Jacob: He's a mythical creature of some kind, since he's going to Yokai Academy with Atsali and gang, but what kind? Werewolf? Centaur? Ghoul? Troll? Half-Orc?

First of all: It's Gryphon High School. Second - he does look a little old to be working at a coffee shop. Third; he's some sort of "morph", obviously, but "what" is up to the fertile mind of Pablo. A Centaur would just tie in too much to Paul's "brony" side (especially Randi).

5) Monday's Comic: Are we going back to see more of Atsali and Nadette at the coffee shop, or will we be jumping to a week-long storyline about Jacqui and Shelley shopping for shoes?

No, it'll be Tina sensing a great disturbance in the Force, since someone in the cast is going to a different coffee shop than hers!

[illiad]

now, here is REAL "jiggle bells"

[Sgt. Howard]

(tune: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire")

Chest-lumps stirring up my open fire,
cleavage summoning my nose,
underage child with the curves of desire,
we all know how that story goes- everybody knows
that tangling with 'San Quentin Quail',
will land you in the slam for years,
yet here I stand with my **** all aglow,
and fully frustrated to tears-
I know the storys' on it's way-
and there are many twists and turns that yet will play,
but Paul will dangle bait before our eyes,
before he lets the plot materialize-
and so I offer you this simple hope,
before these teaser shots are through,
'though we are often strung out on the rope-
MERRY CHISTMAS, to you...

[Catawampus]

She matches Monica's Santa nicely enough, though I'm not sure how well the two of them would do at encouraging folks to not be naughty.

(Being the Jaguar Girl and all, would Monica be Santa Claws?)

1) Atsali and Jacob: OTP or awkward crash and burn?

They will form a crime-fighting duo who use their stupendous powers of hormone-addled teenage awkwardness to influence evildoers to surrender due to sheer second-hand embarrassment from watching their antics.

2) Monica and Jet: WTF is going on there, exactly?

A long and involved conversation on the relative costs of supportive undergarments.

3) Tiny Dietzel: Will he be returned to normal by the end of 2015 or not?

He will remain the same size, but the rest of the universe shall be shrunk to match him.

4) Jacob: He's a mythical creature of some kind, since he's going to Yokai Academy with Atsali and gang, but what kind? Werewolf? Centaur? Ghoul? Troll? Half-Orc?

Araneae-morph, just to make things interesting for Atsali. We actually already met him in his natural form, at the Library with Cricket and Dietzel.

5) Monday's Comic: Are we going back to see more of Atsali and Nadette at the coffee shop, or will we be jumping to a week-long storyline about Jacqui and Shelley shopping for shoes?

A one-panel comic featuring Atsali and Nadette staggering out of the smoking ruins of the coffee shop, dressed only in assorted fruits, with a stunned Nadette saying, "Wow, I never saw that coming!". Followed by no mention of or reference to the incident ever being made in-comic again.

[Dave]

4) Jacob: He's a mythical creature of some kind, since he's going to Yokai Academy with Atsali and gang, but what kind? Werewolf? Centaur? Ghoul? Troll? Half-Orc?

Araneae-morph, just to make things interesting for Atsali. We actually already met him in his natural form, at the Library with Cricket and Dietzel..

You mean, Paul is actually going to do it? He's going to give us a character who can resolve one of the great unanswered questions of the comic universe?

Jacob will actually be able to tell (or show) us, what it is about the neighborhood that makes it friendly?

Wow... if that happens it will really be a marvel!

[Atomic]

3) Tiny Dietzel: Will he be returned to normal by the end of 2015 or not?

He will remain the same size, but the rest of the universe shall be shrunk to match him.

A while back, somebody broke into my apartment and stole everything, but they replaced it all with identical stuff.

[Opus the Poet]

Can't pin down who did that one, Emo Phillips or Steve Wright. I'm thinking Steve but I'm not sure...

[Warrl]

Permalink?

Actually I think the word is permafrost for that area of the world.

Oooooookay.

In any event, here is the permalink to the cartoon the thread is about.

And since there isn't much to say about it that hasn't already been said, and since we have a long wait until Monday, time for a little speculation. I'll lay out a few suggested topics:

1) Atsali and Jacob: OTP or awkward crash and burn?

Both. Order not yet determined.

3) Tiny Dietzel: Will he be returned to normal by the end of 2015 or not?

On-screen, no. But if he's normal-size the next time we see him, it might be implied to have happened before whatever is in the first non-filler comic of next year.

My guess: Cricket will spend long hours over two weeks of comic time researching what to do about it... and finally she looks up from some tome, bends over to pick up tiny-Dietzel, and says "Hey, you won't believe this! The curse wears off automatically at the full" (next panel) she's lying on the floor with full-size-Dietzel sitting on her hand and arm, full moon shining through the window, and Cricket says "...moon."

4) Jacob: He's a mythical creature of some kind, since he's going to Yokai Academy with Atsali and gang, but what kind? Werewolf? Centaur? Ghoul? Troll? Half-Orc?

I liked the idea that he's a normal-human boy, the child of a couple of MIB agents. But I seriously doubt that it's correct. I think he's some sort of a were, but not a werewolf.

(Yokai Academy? Wrong universe. These kids go to Gryphon School.)

5) Monday's Comic: Are we going back to see more of Atsali and Nadette at the coffee shop, or will we be jumping to a week-long storyline about Jacqui and Shelley shopping for shoes?

I'm hoping for either Atsali and Jacob (courting with extreme awkwardness), or Nadette and Randi (plotting together).

[Catawampus]

I'm hoping for either Atsali and Jacob (courting with extreme awkwardness), or Nadette and Randi (plotting together).

Why not both couples each performing both activities?

[AnotherFairportfan]

...and Nadette transferring her crush...

[warhorse_03826]

now, here is REAL "jiggle bells"

you should at least post the original.



or, the b-roll, with more jingle..err..jiggle!

[illiad]

meh, it just the first I found... I have *no time* for the arcane censorship there, (whut, you need to login to see an ass crack????)

Much better here..


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