For those complaining about my flower pics and weather...

[Fairportfan]

People who live in colder regions have been bitching about my cheerful Spring flower pictures.

For those unhappy people, here are some more flowers. Where, you may ask, are the flowers?

They're under those covers, outside Kroger a couple hours ago..



Why, you may further ask, are they under the covers? Because it's Northwest Georgia in March:

[jwhouk]

HA HA!

[Dave]

Let's see...

... 430 registered Wapsi Forum users ...

... estimate 10:1 ratio of registered users to lurkers ...

... probable distribution of readers across northern United States, Canada, Scandinavia, and other snowbelt regions ...

... induction of resentmental vortices at a rate of an average rate of 2.3 microsnarls per page view ...

... coupling coefficient to the stratosphere, estimated at 4.5 karmahits per whine ...

... momentum of the jetstream at an average air temperature of -43 degrees C ...

... Coriolis effect ...

Yeah, the math seems to work out. According to my back-of-the-envelope scribbles, and calculations done on a warped old sliderule I left out in the rain a while ago, the air causing the current Georgia cold snap would have ended up in Nova Scotia if Fairportfan hadn't taunted everybody by posting those beautiful flower photos.

The bills from the garden centers for replacement shrubs and bulbs will be quite record-worthy.

[shadowinthelight]

[DinkyInky]

Ugh...cross-stitch. The amounts of canvases I had to use to get my embroidery skills up enough to do the quilting work was just...ugh!

Tempted to make a pillowcase pattern and make MLP cases for folks. Think there'd be an interest?

I wonder if there is a base form to start from, then add on the details...