Bein' a Texan, I am no stranger to hot n spicy offerings at restaurants. However, the quality of said offerin's tend t' vary from place t' place. One of th' best, in my opinion, is from a small chain called
Freebirds World Burritos. Their Death Sauce is a lovely blend of peppers, including
Chile de Arbol Peppers, which has flavor in addition to heat. It makes a wonderful blend when you mix it with their Habanero Sauce. You can even eat it on their Cayenne tortillas, if you are brave enough.
Now doing this with a Monster Burrito (we're talking about 4 inch DIAMETER, and about nine inches long) is enough to sate most appetites (that's why they have the Super Monster, which is a foot long), and might be paired with Ghost Faced Killah to produce a spicy and flavorful meal which will make even a true Texan's eyes water.
Personally, I much prefer a milder Meade, such as the one mentioned earlier by the SCAer. I like a drink I can savor and enjoy, rolling it around the mouth to capture every nuance. Preferably from the sidelines, with a buxom wench on my lap (well, a buxom
wife, these days), watching the younger lads give each other broken bones and concussions out of stubbornness to win the tourney. Occasionally hoisting a pint when a particularly painful sounding impact echoes across the bouting arena. Let the youngsters try and prove themselves, I much prefer the Horde's tactics... be taken out at the slightest hit, and enjoy life. R.I.P. Bob, this'un's fer you.