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A straight line is supposed to be the shortest distance between two points.

Not, I think, in the geometry those two seem to inhabit.

http://wapsisquare.com/comic/straight-lined

If that's Dale and Briar (?) then the straight line is probably that they're sisters.

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Dave wrote: ↑Mon May 24, 2021 11:47 pm A straight line is supposed to be the shortest distance between two points.

I thought it was the shortest distance between two puns.

Typeminer wrote: ↑Tue May 25, 2021 8:06 am

Dave wrote: ↑Mon May 24, 2021 11:47 pm A straight line is supposed to be the shortest distance between two points.

I thought it was the shortest distance between two puns.

... THAT is a PUNCHLINE, actually...

Somebody needs to let Devyn know that they've found her soulmate.

Typeminer wrote: ↑Tue May 25, 2021 8:06 am

Dave wrote: ↑Mon May 24, 2021 11:47 pm A straight line is supposed to be the shortest distance between two points.

I thought it was the shortest distance between two puns.

Well, what I said is only true in a space-time with a Newtonian geodesic.

Nominally, we lived in a space-time with an Einsteinian geodesic.

What you're referring to is a space-time with a Peabodian geodesic.

Dave wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 10:45 pm What you're referring to is a space-time with a Peabodian geodesic.

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