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Smart Thoughts 2021-04-20
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:28 pm
by AnotherFairportfan
Re: Smart Thoughts 2021-04-20
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:24 am
by Dave
Scarlet could be right.
If the Grid is malfunctioning, how will Bud et al be able to repair it? Can't scarcely shut it down to fix it, without it leaking gods and eldritch horrors all over the place.
Quite the two-pipe problem, Watson!
Re: Smart Thoughts 2021-04-20
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:58 am
by Sgt. Howard
Dave wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:24 am
Scarlet could be right.
If the Grid is malfunctioning, how will Bud et al be able to repair it? Can't scarcely shut it down to fix it, without it leaking gods and eldritch horrors all over the place.
Quite the two-pipe problem, Watson!
???... you mean you CAN'T solve this with C-4?
Re: Smart Thoughts 2021-04-20
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 3:03 pm
by Opus the Poet
This is one of those problems that require the nuclear option...
Re: Smart Thoughts 2021-04-20
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 5:28 pm
by AnotherFairportfan
Sgt. Howard wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:58 am
Dave wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:24 am
Scarlet could be right.
If the Grid is malfunctioning, how will Bud et al be able to repair it? Can't scarcely shut it down to fix it, without it leaking gods and eldritch horrors all over the place.
Quite the two-pipe problem, Watson!
???... you mean you CAN'T solve this with C-4?
May require Pu-239
Re: Smart Thoughts 2021-04-20
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:17 pm
by Atomic
Duct tape and WD-40. End of problem.
Re: Smart Thoughts 2021-04-20
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:32 pm
by Dave
Atomic wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:17 pm
Duct tape and WD-40. End of problem.
Elder Gods are not going to tolerate being treated with WD-40. Anything so commonplace would be terribly (and perhaps lethally) disrespectful. Lèse-deity, as it were.
Use nothing less than Krytox.