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Kitten update
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:51 pm
by Fairportfan
The kitten is almost visibly growing. She is definitely bigger than she was when i got her.
She and i have had several discussions of various things; one being names.
She demanded to know why i thought her name was Tiptoe, when it is self-evidently Rocket. I gave in on that one.
However, on the subject of Things Rocket Is Not Allowed To Do, the one on which i have been absolutely inflexible (and which seems to be beginning to actually get through to her) is "Rocket Is Not Allowed To Use Pitons To Climb Any Portion Of Daddy's Anatomy".
Re: Kitten update
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:25 am
by Mark N
Fairportfan wrote:
However, on the subject of Things Rocket Is Not Allowed To Do, the one on which i have been absolutely inflexible (and which seems to be beginning to actually get through to her) is "Rocket Is Not Allowed To Use Pitons To Climb Any Portion Of Daddy's Anatomy".
Good blinken luck there.
Re: Kitten update
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:15 am
by Fairportfan
Mark N wrote:Fairportfan wrote:
However, on the subject of Things Rocket Is Not Allowed To Do, the one on which i have been absolutely inflexible (and which seems to be beginning to actually get through to her) is "Rocket Is Not Allowed To Use Pitons To Climb Any Portion Of Daddy's Anatomy".
Good blinken luck there.
I don't have a single new scratch today...
Re: Kitten update
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:53 pm
by DinkyInky
I rather like tiptoe, as kitties are notoriously sneaky and subtle quiet-like.
I do agree on the no "shink" rule...piton power...oww!
Re: Kitten update
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:57 pm
by Dave
Fairportfan wrote:Mark N wrote:Fairportfan wrote:
However, on the subject of Things Rocket Is Not Allowed To Do, the one on which i have been absolutely inflexible (and which seems to be beginning to actually get through to her) is "Rocket Is Not Allowed To Use Pitons To Climb Any Portion Of Daddy's Anatomy".
Good blinken luck there.
I don't have a single new scratch today...
But, you do have a loophole.
Your rule specifically forbids the use of pitons "to climb".
You failed to mention anything about landing or braking.
Just wait until she's old enough to discover the "Jumping on Daddy's bladder at 5 AM" trick. She'll realize that she's going to earn points based on how well she sticks the landing
