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Wear an Inigo Montoya t-shirt.
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My husband has that shirt. I'll be sure to tell him not to wear it to the airport for our trip to London in March. :P
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Julie wrote:My husband has that shirt. I'll be sure to tell him not to wear it to the airport for our trip to London in March. :P
Just make sure you wear a shirt that says, "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world." I bet you' d have no problems then, as you two would be evenly matched...so to speak.
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There are no words in the English language to accurately describe the amount of fail the OP describes. Even doubleplusfail does not encompass the totality.
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The comments for the story are golden. Just... perfect xD
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ShneekeyTheLost wrote:There are no words in the English language to accurately describe the amount of fail the OP describes. Even doubleplusfail does not encompass the totality.
That's a fact. This is the kind of thing to make one facepalm hard enough to give oneself a concussion.
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MerchManDan wrote:
ShneekeyTheLost wrote:There are no words in the English language to accurately describe the amount of fail the OP describes. Even doubleplusfail does not encompass the totality.
That's a fact. This is the kind of thing to make one facepalm hard enough to give oneself a concussion.
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Fairportfan wrote:
MerchManDan wrote:
ShneekeyTheLost wrote:There are no words in the English language to accurately describe the amount of fail the OP describes. Even doubleplusfail does not encompass the totality.
That's a fact. This is the kind of thing to make one facepalm hard enough to give oneself a concussion.
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Ran across that one while looking for the double. Actually, i was looking for the one where Picard does a double facepalm, but i couldn't find a good enough version.
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DinkyInky wrote:
Julie wrote:My husband has that shirt. I'll be sure to tell him not to wear it to the airport for our trip to London in March. :P
Just make sure you wear a shirt that says, "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world." I bet you' d have no problems then, as you two would be evenly matched...so to speak.
Oooo...That would be AWESOME! Now I need to get a friend of mine to design me that t-shirt! :D
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Rumor has it that the frightened passenger was a six-fingered man.

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