Find Your Exit Buddy 2013-01-11

shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:56 am

Pretty sure I would mess my pants instead of faint.

davids4250 · Post by **davids4250** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:58 am

I knew Phix would be moderately perturbed if vampires entered her Library!

Opus the Poet · Post by **Opus the Poet** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:59 am

Well, given the amount of time that Pratt has been terrified of Monica, I'm sure Phix's sudden appearance took nanoseconds to cause loss of consciousness. McBride ain't looking to chipper either.

zachariah · Post by **zachariah** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:00 am

Well she phixed a fine time to drop in didn't she. Both of them need to turn and run. Phix will find no traction in the brown streak they leave behind them.

Post by **Dave** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:01 am

Oh dear.

She's not going to hurt you. The boss, however...

Considering how the Library is known to hold copies of all books ever written, even those whose every Earthly printing has been destroyed, I find it hard to believe that Pablo was able to resist the temptation to title this strip accordingly. "Fear and Loathing in Lost Pages."

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KnightDelight · Post by **KnightDelight** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:03 am

Nighty night Ms. Pratt. Seems Phix hates vampires even more than tricksters. This doesn't seem like a little harmless fun like she had with Monica's friends. Now, who will be quick enough to save our newest cast members from swift sphinxy retribution?

Oh, I forgot to mention ... LOLOLOLOL!

Stigmartyr762 · Post by **Stigmartyr762** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:05 am

Phix is here, so let fire up the band and get this party started shall we!?

Tsillah has some fast talking to do before Phix rips the rookies to shreds. (For the life of me I can't remember the names of those two dingbats.)

Post by **The Old Wolf** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:12 am

Uh oh. Phix has an issue with vampires, and swooning is taking place!

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:14 am

And I thought Lilly was the one to hold up under pressure...

Yamara · Post by **Yamara** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:18 am

Lily saw all the pretty sparkles swim around her, as the floor rushed up. Suze, on the other hand, reconsidered the advantages of everyone forgetting she had ever been born.

scantrontb · Post by **scantrontb** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:20 am

The Old Wolf wrote:Uh oh. Phix has an issue with vampires, and swooning is taking place!

all I'm seeing is a repeat of when Monica brought Katherine to the Library for the first time...

KnightDelight · Post by **KnightDelight** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:22 am

Jabberwonky wrote:And I thought Lilly was the one to hold up under pressure...

That's what makes it all the more comical. Let us hope Phix has already dined and isn't peckish at the moment. However, if she says "Leave" it would be wise for all to poit the hell out of there and take the two vamps with them.

GreyWolf · Post by **GreyWolf** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:25 am

I agree, it's their first time to the library so Phix is testing their resolve. They are vampires, so not as easily spooked as someone like Katherine was - gotta up the game a bit. But in this case, gotta wonder - do the undead have bodily functions? Did an MiB just pee themselves? ::snicker::

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:27 am

That's why they wear black suits...harder to detect the spills...

ChattaStarhawk · Post by **ChattaStarhawk** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:34 am

Oh, boy...

"Clean-up on aisle 9!"

Now might be a good time to cloak either the girls or Phix (or both, for that matter) in shadows to allow enough time for things to cool down before something permanent occurs.

Post by **Dave** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:38 am

scantrontb wrote:all I'm seeing is a repeat of when Monica brought Katherine to the Library for the first time...

I dunno... considering how Phix referred to vampires as being "like shitty mosquitoes" and saying that Shelly could kill them without feeling guilty... I have a feeling that Phix's reaction might be genuine this time, and not just playing Stern Enigmatic Sphinx to deter frivolous human visitors. Everything we've been shown about vampires in the Wapsiverse, including the vampires' comments about themselves, says that they're considered to be the lowest of the low.

If Phix is as upset as she appears, somebody's going to have to stop her from turning the undead into verydead.

Next week: Tsillah shows once again that she's much more than a fangirlish little goblin with a fashion sense that could stun a rhino?

Wyvern · Post by **Wyvern** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:50 am

If it had been Nudge who'd brought vampires into the Library I'd be looking forward to another horseshoe gag. I hope Tsillah can talk fast on Monday.

My2Cents · Post by **My2Cents** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:05 am

Swat the mosquitoes

Ohnhai · Post by **Ohnhai** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:18 am

Stigmartyr762 wrote:Phix is here, so let fire up the band and get this party started shall we!?

Tsillah has some fast talking to do before Phix rips the rookies to shreds. (For the life of me I can't remember the names of those two dingbats.)

or Mon will do something fun. (poiting Phix out of the library, force field, something else... or maybe the big bad "I said SIT!)

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