Technology eliminates possibly mood-destroying necessity

[Fairportfan]

Solving the age-old problem of discreetly disposing of used french letters.

Next-generation condoms disappear after use

[Jabberwonky]

A condom that disappears minutes after use? I'm gonna want to see some testing on that before I trust that theory...
And the picture says 5 um, I can only count four of um...


EDIT: Glaring spelling errors. (something must be clogging my keyboard)

[Mark N]

A condom that disappears minutes after use? I'm gonna want to see some testing on that before I trust that theory...
And the picture says 5 um, I can only count four of um...


EDIT: Glaring spelling errors. (something must be clogging my keyboard)

Please stop feeding new ways to misunderstand international scientific symbols to the unwashed. They don't need the help.

[Jabberwonky]

I feel it is my job, nay, my sacred duty to help spread misunderstanding throughout the world...
(stands proudly, fists on hips staring into the sunrise)

[Dave]

I feel it is my job, nay, my sacred duty to help spread misunderstanding throughout the world...
(stands proudly, fists on hips staring into the sunrise)

Your hips have eyes?

Some forumites have the strangest anatomy.

Shades of "Clams got legs!"

[lake_wrangler]

I feel it is my job, nay, my sacred duty to help spread misunderstanding throughout the world...
(stands proudly, fists on hips staring into the sunrise)

Your hips have eyes?

Some forumites have the strangest anatomy.

Shades of "Clams got legs!"

Now now, it's not nice to make fun of people who are... different...

[Jabberwonky]

Not different, special.

That's why I rode the special bus to school...

[Julie]

I, too, would have to see some serious evidence of functionality before I'd trust that. I mean...what happens to the sperm once the condom dissolves? Are they "dead" due to some chemical in the fancy-schmancy, melting material? If so, just how reliably effective is it?

[Jabberwonky]

I feel it is my job, nay, my sacred duty to help spread misunderstanding throughout the world...
(stands proudly, fists on hips staring into the sunrise)

Your hips have eyes?

Some forumites have the strangest anatomy.

Shades of "Clams got legs!"

I you stare at the sunrise with your eyes, you get all dizzy and then it takes, like, forever to blink the spots of 'em...