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Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:25 pm
by Jabberwonky
When you can drive
this for under 10Gs...

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He made it himself!
(and it goes 160 mph)
EDIT: Glaring spelling errors..

Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:53 am
by Julie
Not bad...but it needs some work to make that body look less "homemade" and more sleek/awesome.

Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:35 am
by NOTDilbert
Julie wrote:Not bad...but it needs some work to make that body look less "homemade" and more sleek/awesome.

Naw, the only problem is, nobody's supposed to see it
up close.

Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:36 am
by shadowinthelight
NOTDilbert wrote:Julie wrote:Not bad...but it needs some work to make that body look less "homemade" and more sleek/awesome.

Naw, the only problem is, nobody's supposed to see it
up close.

Sort of like an automotive magic trick.
Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:02 pm
by DinkyInky
shadowinthelight wrote:NOTDilbert wrote:Julie wrote:Not bad...but it needs some work to make that body look less "homemade" and more sleek/awesome.

Naw, the only problem is, nobody's supposed to see it
up close.

Sort of like an automotive magic trick.
Poof! Magic Draggin'?
*slides a mint edition Peter Paul and Mary vinyl into the pun vault*
Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 1:55 am
by Jabberwonky
You know, I'd be willing to take it up to 160mph. But I think I'd spring for a new set of tires first...
Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:24 am
by MerchManDan
I would too, if I weren't afraid the thing would fly to pieces before hitting 40.
Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:26 am
by shadowinthelight
Don't you see that's where the fun comes from, by facing the challenge of not soiling yourself as you speed down the highway with parts flying off?

Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:14 am
by ShneekeyTheLost
shadowinthelight wrote:Don't you see that's where the fun comes from, by facing the challenge of not soiling yourself as you speed down the highway with parts flying off?

"Did the primary buffer panel just fly off of my ship?"
Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:20 am
by Jabberwonky
Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:40 am
by Danzier
Honestly, it looks like the prototype Batmobile with flamethrowers still had some kinks to work out.
Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:28 am
by Julie
ShneekeyTheLost wrote:shadowinthelight wrote:Don't you see that's where the fun comes from, by facing the challenge of not soiling yourself as you speed down the highway with parts flying off?

"Did the primary buffer panel just fly off of my ship?"
"This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
"Define interesting."
"Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die?"

Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:32 am
by Jabberwonky
"This is the captain we have a little problem with our entry sequence so we may experience some slight turbulance and then explode."
(
Shiny)
Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:54 pm
by ShneekeyTheLost
"Just... get us down."
"Oh, that's definitely going to happen..."
Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:16 pm
by MerchManDan
Wash: Kaylee, go to blackout! We're being buzzed.
Kaylee: Goin' dark. {turns off all running lights.} Okay. Now I can't get down.
Shiny.
Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:07 pm
by bmonk
ShneekeyTheLost wrote:shadowinthelight wrote:Don't you see that's where the fun comes from, by facing the challenge of not soiling yourself as you speed down the highway with parts flying off?

"Did the primary buffer panel just fly off of my ship?"
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right..."
"Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret."
"You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!"
"That was six months ago, Cap'n."
Re: Who need your fancy Italian sports cars...
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:03 pm
by ShneekeyTheLost
bmonk wrote:ShneekeyTheLost wrote:shadowinthelight wrote:Don't you see that's where the fun comes from, by facing the challenge of not soiling yourself as you speed down the highway with parts flying off?

"Did the primary buffer panel just fly off of my ship?"
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right..."
"Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret."
"You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!"
"That was six months ago, Cap'n."
"My ship don't crash. She crashes, you crashed her."