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Bet she feels kinda small, right now...

lake_wrangler wrote:Bet she feels kinda small, right now...

I don't know. Based on how much it looks like she ate, she should feel pretty huge... plink

Somehow, i am reminded of Warren Oates telling Daniel Stern "You're supposed to be stupid, son. Don't abuse the privilege."

donoho wrote:

lake_wrangler wrote:Bet she feels kinda small, right now...

I don't know. Based on how much it looks like she ate, she should feel pretty huge... plink

But she doesn't look any bigger... maybe hers is a stomach of holding, or somesuch...

Lily's just sitting there, "I am NOT a part of this!"

Looks like someone could use a wet-nap.

Stereo mess in the room. She's thoroughly splattered herself with blood (and didn't even bother to wipe her chin, fercryingoutloud!). His shirt pocket exhibits a truly classic "leaking ballpoint pen" stain. I don't know which is going to require more OxyClean (tm) but I'm sure that the departmental laundry-slave is going to hate them both.

They'll probably both get their clothes back with a little extra gift of "triple starch" added.

So...Stalin is a supernatural and been reassigned as an MIB captain?

(and yes, let her wash her hands fer cripe's sake...)

I was thinking he resembled Captain Fanzone from Transformers Animated.

"This is why I hate vampires..."

But yeah, she really should have at least splashed a little water on her face first.

... but that would destroy the "evidence"...

The worst thing she could say right now would be..URP!!! scue me.

For eating someone she just gets a "debriefing?" I wonder what she has to do to get a stern reprimand? I shudder to think how many she'd have to horribly kill at one time to get fired! Maybe a whole gang AND their families. Something that would be tough to cover up.

Yeah, OxyClean for both of 'em (Economy sized for her), breath mints for both, and a newly-sharpened chisel for his five-o'clock-shadow...

Yamara wrote:MCBRIDE'S A GOOD COP!

No, i think Lily's the Good Cop.

If Suzie's the Good Cop, i don' wanna see the Bad Cop.

NOTDilbert wrote:Yeah, OxyClean for both of 'em (Economy sized for her), breath mints for both, and a newly-sharpened chisel for his five-o'clock-shadow...

Chisel? I'd think a card scraper would work better... roll a fresh burr onto it and it'll leave the surface baby's-butt smooth.

Chisels are for the chin itself... and he isn't doing very well in the chiseled-chin department, really. Probably mortisfied about it, when he looks at himself in the mirror each morning.

Yamara wrote:MCBRIDE'S A GOOD COP!

She stays "bought"?

Dave wrote:

NOTDilbert wrote:Yeah, OxyClean for both of 'em (Economy sized for her), breath mints for both, and a newly-sharpened chisel for his five-o'clock-shadow...

Chisel? I'd think a card scraper would work better... roll a fresh burr onto it and it'll leave the surface baby's-butt smooth.

Chisels are for the chin itself... and he isn't doing very well in the chiseled-chin department, really. Probably mortisfied about it, when he looks at himself in the mirror each morning.

Yamara wrote:MCBRIDE'S A GOOD COP!

She stays "bought"?

Ah, you took me back to my days in woodshop in junior high.

All that therapy, undone.....

@Bathory's Daughter: I suspect the only reason it's merely a debriefing instead of getting her ass kicked halfway to some random star is that the person she ate was a serial killer. Eat an innocent, and the stakes would be higher (like in her chest higher).

You think the Chief may be getting too old for this shit?

Don't say that. That will get him killed.