Remember what I said yesterday about where plants keep their reproductive organs?
Ouch.
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:02 pm
by Atomic
There's self-abuse, and self-a-bush!
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:28 pm
by Opus the Poet
So, when Castel gets aroused she grows flowers to show her receptive state?
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:09 am
by FreeFlier
Bloom-boners?
--FreeFlier
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:35 am
by jeffepp
Demonstration of fertility.
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:01 am
by Akasha
jeffepp wrote:Demonstration of fertility.
it sure got to her head ...
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:36 am
by TazManiac
Listen; in the current atmosphere of 'stupid (super) cute-boy super powers', let us not ferget that dudes be dumb-dignified by the whiles, pheromones, & extra special way that logic is applied by Dem der Females...
I'm a guy. Where gals are concerned, I know I've been schtupid.
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:03 am
by ChattaStarhawk
Akasha wrote:
jeffepp wrote:Demonstration of fertility.
it sure got to her head ...
Don't you mean that it 'went to her head'?
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:14 am
by Alkarii
So, when you think about it...
Sniffing at a flower is a wildly inappropriate thing to do.
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:59 am
by oldmanmickey
Alkarii wrote:So, when you think about it...
Sniffing at a flower is a wildly inappropriate thing to do.
And sniffing at those particular flowers would not only be inappropriate but only slightly less dangerous than trying to pick one of them.
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:09 am
by Alkarii
Something I didn't think about when I made my last post, because I was really sleepy...
Not only is she pruning herself, but... Wouldn't this be a form of (temporary) castration?
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:49 am
by AnotherFairportfan
More like getting her tubes tied...
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:02 am
by Dave
AnotherFairportfan wrote:More like getting her tubes tied...
Considering how unwelcome those blossoms seem to be... I think you've just identified exactly what they are.
Tube-rous be-gone-ya!
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:03 am
by Alkarii
Nah, she's part plant. They'll grow back. Given that she's removing them, it's closer to a hysterectomy (instead of a castration, since that's what it's called when the recipient of the act is a male).
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:53 pm
by Sideromelane
Alkarii wrote:Nah, she's part plant. They'll grow back. Given that she's removing them, it's closer to a hysterectomy (instead of a castration, since that's what it's called when the recipient of the act is a male).
Self-fertilizing or not, most plants as far as I know are both genders. They produce pollen (male from the Anthers) and recieve the pollen that fertilizes the ovume (Which becomes the seed when fertilized), via the stigma which is the female part.
Which could make life interesting.
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:17 pm
by Dave
Sideromelane wrote:Self-fertilizing or not, most plants as far as I know are both genders. They produce pollen (male from the Anthers) and recieve the pollen that fertilizes the ovume (Which becomes the seed when fertilized), via the stigma which is the female part.
Which could make life interesting.
Most, but not all.
Many species have "perfect" flowers, with functional stamens with pollen and functional carpels with ova.
Quite a few have separate ("unisexual") flowers, with both "male" and "female" flowers on the same plant.
A minority (about 6% according to one estimate) are dioecious - some plants have only "male" pollen-bearing flowers, others have only "female" flowers with carpels and ova.
Apparently the blackthorn (Prunus spinosa) has perfect flowers, is hermaphroditic (self-fertilizing) and depends on insects for fertilization. So, yeah, if life bugs her too much she could go to seed all by herself... and considering that Paul has posted sketches of her as a troubled young adult, maybe that's what happens.
(No telling what the genetic engineers did to Castela's genome, of course.)
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:27 pm
by Sideromelane
Dave wrote:
Sideromelane wrote:Self-fertilizing or not, most plants as far as I know are both genders. They produce pollen (male from the Anthers) and recieve the pollen that fertilizes the ovume (Which becomes the seed when fertilized), via the stigma which is the female part.
Which could make life interesting.
Most, but not all.
Many species have "perfect" flowers, with functional stamens with pollen and functional carpels with ova.
Quite a few have separate ("unisexual") flowers, with both "male" and "female" flowers on the same plant.
A minority (about 6% according to one estimate) are dioecious - some plants have only "male" pollen-bearing flowers, others have only "female" flowers with carpels and ova.
Apparently the blackthorn (Prunus spinosa) has perfect flowers, is hermaphroditic (self-fertilizing) and depends on insects for fertilization. So, yeah, if life bugs her too much she could go to seed all by herself... and considering that Paul has posted sketches of her as a troubled young adult, maybe that's what happens.
(No telling what the genetic engineers did to Castela's genome, of course.)
Interesting clarification!
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:24 pm
by AnotherFairportfan
Dave wrote:[*]A minority (about 6% according to one estimate) are dioecious - some plants have only "male" pollen-bearing flowers, others have only "female" flowers with carpels and ova.
Holly, and maybe dogwood...
Re: Stupid Hot Boys 2017-09-06
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:42 pm
by FreeFlier
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Dave wrote:[*]A minority (about 6% according to one estimate) are dioecious - some plants have only "male" pollen-bearing flowers, others have only "female" flowers with carpels and ova.