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Strong in the snark, he is.

Smartass and smart . . .

Pickle's not doing so well, though.

--FreeFlier

Well he's solving the problem of no pants.

I'm back from watching the eclipse.

He does have a point, you know. And also, a rational issue to raise. Maybe he's raising a point -- Two, even!

FreeFlier wrote:Pickle's not doing so well, though.

True, but maybe that's understandable. Since she spent several hours watching scary movies by herself, she's probably suffering from the blackthorn analog of adrenaline exhaustion... her body has been running in ohsh*t mode for the best part of the day. That'd leave anybody in a scattered, touchy, irritable mood.

Interesting how she's picked up our culture's nakedness taboo so thoroughly... gotta be a learned thing. Plants aren't noticably shy about displaying their naked forms, including their reproductive organs... they're just hanging out there in the wind, or even (shock!) trying to lure insects with bright colors and attractive scents. Quite shameless, really.

The only exception I can think of, is cotton mather.

Opus the Poet wrote:Well he's solving the problem of no pants.

Pretty much by declaring no pants to be no problem.

Never make it easy for them to yell at you...

Ah, young love.

--***--

"Besides, you got naked first!"

"Well, that was before I knew you were so hot."

"So, you think I'm hot?"

--***--

So, Michigan J. Flutterby here seems to transform back to human form when his, er, ardor is aroused. This means that, when he's calm and relaxed (or beaten into submission) he will transform to beast mode (more than meats the eye). And, therefor, the weed will keep him in a jar or something in her room. She's pull him out, and expect a song and dance (hello my rag-time gall) for her friends, but he get's nervous in front of others, and so has performance issues. They'll think she's nuts. Er, that is. (Is that a Japaneses toy-boy in your pocket...?)

But, what happens when Mom's home alone, and indulges her preference for a lack of clothing? Or Atsali and her tendency to underestimate the size her clothing should be?

--

Cath walks by the tarr, terri, tarer, the aquarium without water, in her alltogethers.

WhumP! sound!

She spins around, to see the kid squished into a glass cube slightly smaller than his volume.

"And, where did you just come from? Why are you naked? And why shouldn't I kill you now?"

"Er, I'm your daughters pet butterfly. Because you're rather attractive for an older person. Would you like to shoot him now, or later?"

This could also very well be the first time she has been exposed to a full on naked male as well. I know it was a bit unnerving the first time i saw a female body in such condition.

oldmanmickey wrote:This could also very well be the first time she has been exposed to a full on naked male as well. I know it was a bit unnerving the first time i saw a female body in such condition.

Such are the penalties for censorship. Consider the plight of John Ruskin's marriage! The rumored cause, anyway.

jeffepp wrote:And, therefor, the weed will keep him in a jar or something in her room. She's pull him out, and expect a song and dance (hello my rag-time gall) for her friends, but he get's nervous in front of others, and so has performance issues. They'll think she's nuts. Er, that is. (Is that a Japaneses toy-boy in your pocket...?)

When he walks in the room, he feels confused
Like he's walked into a play
And the music's so loud it spins him around
'Til his soul has lost its way
And as she turns the volume down
He's getting smaller with the sound
It seems to pull him off the ground
Toward the radio he's bound
Never to be found

AmriloJim wrote: When he walks in the room, he feels confused
Like he's walked into a play
And the music's so loud it spins him around
'Til his soul has lost its way
And as she turns the volume down
He's getting smaller with the sound
It seems to pull him off the ground
Toward the radio he's bound
Never to be found

Angie baby? Oi.

Three words in and I was singing along. Strikingly apt quote for the cartoon, though.

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