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Porn tube site says "save the boobies"

'Violet Blue/ZDNet wrote:A YouTube style porn site has decided to turn breast related searches into donations to fight breast cancer.

PornHub.com is offering to pay one cent for every 30 unique page views on its “small tits” and “big tits” videos this month to celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

<full story at the Observer>

Well, I'm convinced of their dedicated social awareness and selflessness! I'll rush right over and spend a few hours contributing to the health and welfare of our civilization. Now -- where's that lotion....

[November 1, 2012 - Susan G. Komen Foundation headquarters - Treasury]

Treasurer: Goodness!! That's a fair chunk of change! Where did this impressive donation come from?

Assistant Treasurer: Uuuuh....*mumble mumble* dot com.

T: Pardon?

AT: ...something something dot com.

T: Say again?

AT: PORNHUB DOT COM!!

T: ....what.

It'll take 60 boobies to make a one penny donation...Normally, I'd just send them a $20 donation.

Well, it is for a good cause.

(girds loins and steps forth boldly)

Best excuse ever if you are caught by your wife/gf. "It's for charity!"

Save the Boobies was also a breast cancer drive slogan for the Wenches Guild at Scarborough Faire...

"You sir! Do you like breasts?"

"Uhhh.... yes."

"Do you like big breasts or small breasts?"

"Uhh... I kinda like 'em all, actually"

"Ahh, a cosmopolitan gentleman! Well sir, what if I told you that you could contribute to more breasts being available in the world. What would that be worth to you?"

<proceeds to empty the man's pockets of everything but lint>

Of course, said individual also generally ended up with a hug from a very busty wench wearing a Pendragon bodice and so had a lovely cushion for his face to be planted into. For some reason, the donation drive raised millions for the cause, and no one heard a single complaint...

I didn't know that boobies were endangered...

bmonk wrote:I didn't know that boobies were endangered...

That one hurt.

Jabberwonky wrote:image

But it should be a rainbow?

bmonk wrote:I didn't know that boobies were endangered...

Well, I know that they really do look like that... I've seen photos before... but I do want to point out that this picture isn't really all that representative. At least, not when it comes to humans.

The truth is (this photo notwithstanding) that when boobies are parading around outdoors, stark nekkid without a stitch of clothing on, it isn't your feet that turn blue.

I know it may ruffle a few feathers but I have to call fowl on this whole boobie business.

Nobody will knocker your decision, I'm sure you know what's breast.