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Let's keep the reactions in scale, please.

--FreeFlier

So nothing fishy here to see?

Is that an earthquake or is the pun vault vibrating?

Capt'n, Capt'n, pun levels rising ... the vault can't take it anymore ... it's gonna blow ...

*patching up first cracks with huge supplies of duct tape*

FirehawkShadowchild wrote:Capt'n, Capt'n, pun levels rising ... the vault can't take it anymore ... it's gonna blow ...

*patching up first cracks with huge supplies of duct tape*

Stand clear, son...we've seen this before...

{Dabs cracks with borax paste and unlimbers the "Ronco Pocket Fusion Welder"}

Gotta love the old reliables...hang on, we have this....{vrrrrreeeeEEEEEEEEEE...}

Text from Ari: "Just remember to send the invoice to Dave."

Oops . . . gillty.

/deposits a can of extra-fancy albacore and a Little Mermaid action figure/

--FreeFlier

jwhouk wrote:Text from Ari: "Just remember to send the invoice to Dave."

I just burst out laughing in my office...

{Text to Ari: "There are going to be plenty of invoices to go around on this one. The sheer amount of filler rod alone is staggering."}

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you before using the "Ronco Pocket Fusion Welder".
Just Old Al: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Just Old Al: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Just Old Al: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Just Old Al: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon

Drops a copy of Zen in the Art of Fly Fishing into the vault.

jwhouk wrote:Text from Ari: "Just remember to send the invoice to Dave."

Hey... not every pun around here is entirely my responsibility or fault.

I'll pay no more than half, and that's my best offer... and you'll have to have a documented paper trail showing that the pun in question is directly descended from one of mine.

Just Old Al wrote:

jwhouk wrote:Text from Ari: "Just remember to send the invoice to Dave."

I just burst out laughing in my office...

{Text to Ari: "There are going to be plenty of invoices to go around on this one. The sheer amount of filler rod alone is staggering."}

Text from Ari: "Okay, I'll see if I can find another ream or so of them at Office Depot."

Krystle, shes about to be a grow'd up lady, eeeeny day now...

oldmanmickey wrote:Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you before using the "Ronco Pocket Fusion Welder".
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Just Old Al: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon

Drops a copy of Zen in the Art of Fly Fishing into the vault.

Extra points for the "Ghostbusters" pastiche...