Page 1 of 2

Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:11 am
by AnotherFairportfan
Rocket (my cat) does that sort of thing.

She has a LONG tail (cats can have variable numbers of vertebrae in their tails, and i'm sure that she has about two more then the maximum), and she is CONVINCED that it is Out To Get Her...

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:13 am
by Dave

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:14 am
by AnotherFairportfan
Dave wrote:That didn't go well.

http://wapsisquare.com/comic/punched-my-tail/
This is Atsali acting impulsively.

I mean, how did we meet her in the first place?

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:17 am
by GlytchMeister
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Dave wrote:That didn't go well.

http://wapsisquare.com/comic/punched-my-tail/
This is Atsali acting impulsively.

I mean, how did we meet her in the first place?
Point and game.

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:21 am
by AnotherFairportfan
I was immediately reminded of the EGS:NP story that begins with this strip:

Image

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:21 am
by DilyV
*gigglefits*

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:34 am
by AnotherFairportfan
For those not familiar with EGS - that strip is from 2004, and the art has ... evolved ... considerably. My current avatar (seen below because i'll inevitably be changing it sometime but this post will endure...) is Dan's current style.
teatime.png
teatime.png (207.01 KiB) Viewed 9212 times

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:20 am
by oldmanmickey
There is nothing showing that her hitting her tail is what actually caused her to be laying down like that. Cutietail may have taken offense at being punched and decided to teach Astali a lesson. I will put $20 on Cutietail in the second round of the rematch.

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 6:27 am
by shadowinthelight
"Stop hitting yourself."

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:34 am
by Gyrrakavian
oldmanmickey wrote:There is nothing showing that her hitting her tail is what actually caused her to be laying down like that. Cutietail may have taken offense at being punched and decided to teach Astali a lesson. I will put $20 on Cutietail in the second round of the rematch.
It's a succubus tail with very small or no bones in it. There's probably an inordinant amount of nerve endings in that tail.

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:39 am
by Sgt. Howard
Gyrrakavian wrote:
oldmanmickey wrote:There is nothing showing that her hitting her tail is what actually caused her to be laying down like that. Cutietail may have taken offense at being punched and decided to teach Astali a lesson. I will put $20 on Cutietail in the second round of the rematch.
It's a succubus tail with very small or no bones in it. There's probably an inordinant amount of nerve endings in that tail.
We have already established that her tail is an erogenous zone- as such, tactile sensory abound. Add to that the fact that any creature's tail is an extension of the spine, PLUS the fact that her tail seems quasi-sentient (at the very least), I suspect that the spinal column extends to the very tip.
Soooo... you have an extension of the central nervous system encased in a flimsy cartilaginous appendage... smack that with you fist and what happens? Almost as effective as a punch in the nose

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:37 am
by eee
Frustration combined with poor impulse control and a lack of thought equals "I'm on the ground in considerable pain, and I'm not going to be getting up anytime soon."

And the tail is still out. Bruised, but out.

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 10:30 am
by FreeFlier
The last one standing won . . .

:lol: :lol: :lol:

--FreeFlier

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 10:47 am
by Sgt. Howard
"WE have met the enemy.... and... he is... me...

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:37 pm
by TazManiac
Big Bazooms, Wings, AND a Tail- just think of the CosPlay Level of Difficulty....

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 5:07 pm
by Sgt. Howard
TazManiac wrote:Big Bazooms, Wings, AND a Tail- just think of the CosPlay Level of Difficulty....
"Atsali will attack the ogre-"
"Good- roll for failsave... one d-20."
"Uh... I got a 2... now what happens?"
"Hmmm... Atsali gets seduced by her own tail... and is left catatonic, twitching, drooling and smiling..."

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 5:16 pm
by oldmanmickey
Sgt. Howard wrote:
TazManiac wrote:Big Bazooms, Wings, AND a Tail- just think of the CosPlay Level of Difficulty....
"Atsali will attack the ogre-"
"Good- roll for failsave... one d-20."
"Uh... I got a 2... now what happens?"
"Hmmm... Atsali gets seduced by her own tail... and is left catatonic, twitching, drooling and smiling..."
now other party members and monsters must roll a save thrown to keep from being catatonic after watching said seduction.

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 5:18 pm
by oldmanmickey
TazManiac wrote:Big Bazooms, Wings, AND a Tail- just think of the CosPlay Level of Difficulty....
That would be a pretty hard cosplay to pull of true but the result would be something to see.

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 5:46 pm
by illiad
oldmanmickey wrote:
TazManiac wrote:Big Bazooms, Wings, AND a Tail- just think of the CosPlay Level of Difficulty....
That would be a pretty hard cosplay to pull of true but the result would be something to see.
If you know where 'farangdingdong' get theirs, then tail and wings are easy!!! :lol: :lol: :twisted: :mrgreen:

Re: Punched My Tail 2016-03-03

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:28 pm
by meisdadoo
Teenager with an appendage with a mind of it's own, check
Said appendage pops out at inappropriate times, check
Said appendage is an erogenous zone, check
Hitting the appendage cause great pain and discomfort, check
Appendage is source of worry and frustration, check
Calculating. . . .
Results: Atsali is a typical teenage boy.