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"You.... light up my life... you suck my tail... and make me blush... you know what that does... and how I loose ... all control..."

I SAID you'd like it!

Nadette's trying to break Atsali . . .

--FreeFlier

FreeFlier wrote:Nadette's trying to break Atsali . . .

--FreeFlier

She owes Atsali payback for several occasions.

@.@ Yikes!!!!

Sgt. Howard wrote:"You.... light up my life... you suck my tail... and make me blush... you know what that does... and how I loose ... all control..."

I SAID you'd like it!

Let it be known that Sarge TOTALLY called this.

But will Paul draw the next moment when Nadette is knocked across the room by the resulting wingboner?

shadowinthelight wrote:But will Paul draw the next moment when Nadette is knocked across the room by the resulting wingboner?

That would be perfect for one of those stick-figure drawings on notebook paper he sometimes does.

"... and that's the traffic in the twin cities. Meanwhile, a local teen is being treated for laryngeal lacerations from... get this... a succubus' tail barb! Being treated for lacerations and partial tonsillectomy is one Nadette Gadenyuva, 16, who was apparently playing with the tail of one Atsali Gillchirist when she placed the tip in her mouth and things got out of control from there- Atsali is half sirene, half succubus while Nadette is an ursamorph. Exactly why this activity took place has yet to be determined, as neither girl has given a coherent reply other than to blush, but it IS to be noted, people, that a Succubus tail is semi-sentient and remarkably erotically inclined- DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME, FOLKS!- Now, onto the weather..."

From much earlier

Looks to me like they are both on the same page now

Sgt. Howard wrote:"... and that's the traffic in the twin cities. Meanwhile, a local teen is being treated for laryngeal lacerations from... get this... a succubus' tail barb! Being treated for lacerations and partial tonsillectomy is one Nadette Gadenyuva, 16, who was apparently playing with the tail of one Atsali Gillchirist when she placed the tip in her mouth and things got out of control from there- Atsali is half sirene, half succubus while Nadette is an ursamorph. Exactly why this activity took place has yet to be determined, as neither girl has given a coherent reply other than to blush, but it IS to be noted, people, that a Succubus tail is semi-sentient and remarkably erotically inclined- DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME, FOLKS!- Now, onto the weather..."

Cutie Tail didn't look like it had a barb... At least, not one that could cause lacerations. From appearances, it looks more... Cartilaginous. Which would make more sense seeing as it is evolved to be an erogenous zone... I mean, yeah, some species have barbs and stuff, and don't even get me started on ducks.
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Ahem.

Anyway. Some species have barbs and stuff, but... I don't think that'd be something Cutie Tail would do to Nadette. Or something a succubus would have evolved, seeing as the barbs are usually on the male hardware. A female wouldn't have barbs on auxiliary erogenous hardware... Just doesn't make sense. Now, if the tail was meant entirely as a self-defense mechanism, then yeah. That would make sense, but then it would look like a Sphinx tail.

And this thread went south in hurry.

Do you think there will be any change in the weather?

One single reaction when I loaded this comic up today...

shadowinthelight wrote:But will Paul draw the next moment when Nadette is knocked across the room by the resulting wingboner?

That in paranormal circles is known as "foreplay".

Given that, after its initial introduction, Atsali's tail seems to prefer to show itself in rather particular situations, I have to wonder just what it is that Atsali was studying for there to be a tail handy for Nadette to accost.

A book report, on the making of the movie "Risqué Business"?

Or, perhaps, that rather steamy "insider's history" of the early supercomputer industry, "Fifty Shades Of Cray"?

Dave wrote:A book report, on the making of the movie "Risqué Business"?

Or, perhaps, that rather steamy "insider's history" of the early supercomputer industry, "Fifty Shades Of Cray"?

"A Tail of two titties"?

Sgt. Howard wrote:"A Tail of two titties"?

By Venus and Aphrodite, I think you've got it! "It was the bust of times, it was the flirtst of times..."

Sgt. Howard wrote:

Dave wrote:A book report, on the making of the movie "Risqué Business"?

Or, perhaps, that rather steamy "insider's history" of the early supercomputer industry, "Fifty Shades Of Cray"?

"A Tail of two titties"?

But... cumulative, they have four.