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Fear and Shame in Minneapolis . . .

In Jesse's case, Mommy Dearest has some-thing to do with it . . . but with Krystal?

I think we're going to find out.

And it's good that she's ashamed of it.

--FreeFlier

Wow, the comic sure is early, today...

I wonder if Krystle will elaborate on the next comic, or if she'll leave us hanging, like that...


By the way, Freeflier, the "February 2016" is not necessary in the thread name...

lake_wrangler wrote:Wow, the comic sure is early, today...

I wonder if Krystle will elaborate on the next comic, or if she'll leave us hanging, like that...


By the way, Freeflier, the "February 2016" is not necessary in the thread name...

She actually lit one of her farts at WalMart, and it made the internet because it was caught on a security camera- it went viral for three months and her family had to move... she dyes her hair, BTW, to change her apperance

lake_wrangler wrote:Wow, the comic sure is early, today...

I wonder if Krystle will elaborate on the next comic, or if she'll leave us hanging, like that...

Sgt. Howard wrote:She actually lit one of her farts at WalMart, and it made the internet because it was caught on a security camera- it went viral for three months and her family had to move... she dyes her hair, BTW, to change her appearance

. . .

That's ridiculous.

. . .

Down among the walmartians, nobody would notice.

--FreeFlier

FreeFlier wrote:

lake_wrangler wrote:Wow, the comic sure is early, today...

I wonder if Krystle will elaborate on the next comic, or if she'll leave us hanging, like that...

Sgt. Howard wrote:She actually lit one of her farts at WalMart, and it made the internet because it was caught on a security camera- it went viral for three months and her family had to move... she dyes her hair, BTW, to change her appearance

. . .

That's ridiculous.

. . .

Down among the walmartians, nobody would notice.

--FreeFlier

Hey! My sister-in-law works for WalMart!

They'd notice if she shoplifted the lighter . . . .

FreeFlier wrote:

Sgt. Howard wrote:She actually lit one of her farts at WalMart, and it made the internet because it was caught on a security camera- it went viral for three months and her family had to move... she dyes her hair, BTW, to change her appearance

. . .

That's ridiculous.

. . .

Down among the walmartians, nobody would notice.

--FreeFlier

Are you implying that the sub-species homo-walmartus is not quite as refined as the rest of the population?

lake_wrangler wrote:

FreeFlier wrote:

Sgt. Howard wrote:She actually lit one of her farts at WalMart, and it made the internet because it was caught on a security camera- it went viral for three months and her family had to move... she dyes her hair, BTW, to change her appearance

. . .

That's ridiculous.

. . .

Down among the walmartians, nobody would notice.

--FreeFlier

Are you implying that the sub-species homo-walmartus is not quite as refined as the rest of the population?

There is security camera proof that some are not even housebroken

Hey, dont knock walmart. Where else can you buy clothes, food and see a show at the same time?

oldmanmickey wrote:Hey, dont knock walmart. Where else can you buy clothes, food and see a horror show at the same time?

Fixed that for you . . .

I don't believe I've even entered a wallyworld since summer 2014 . . . and I don't think I bought anything then. (I only go there when I can't get something anywhere else.)

--FreeFlier

Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed! Commence Backstory!

Hey, now, some Walmart employees are humans and not walmartians. At least, that's the case with my Walmart.

Good to see Cricket and Krystle still talking... looks like a real budding friendship

DilyV wrote:Good to see Cricket and Krystle still talking... looks like a real budding friendship

Is there a pun there? I feel like there's a pun there...

GlytchMeister wrote:

DilyV wrote:Good to see Cricket and Krystle still talking... looks like a real budding friendship

Is there a pun there? I feel like there's a pun there...

Only in your imagination. Sometimes a dream is just a dream. Sometimes a friendship is just a friendship.

Opus the Poet wrote:

GlytchMeister wrote:

DilyV wrote:Good to see Cricket and Krystle still talking... looks like a real budding friendship

Is there a pun there? I feel like there's a pun there...

Only in your imagination. Sometimes a dream is just a dream. Sometimes a friendship is just a friendship.

...as time goes by...

And they wonder why American adults have a problem with diabetes and clogged arteries. The answer is simple... we're industrious, and we get started on the task early in life!

Deep-fried Snickers on a stick... ooogh.

Typeminer wrote:

FreeFlier wrote:

lake_wrangler wrote:Wow, the comic sure is early, today...

I wonder if Krystle will elaborate on the next comic, or if she'll leave us hanging, like that...

Sgt. Howard wrote:She actually lit one of her farts at WalMart, and it made the internet because it was caught on a security camera- it went viral for three months and her family had to move... she dyes her hair, BTW, to change her appearance

. . .

That's ridiculous.

. . .

Down among the walmartians, nobody would notice.

--FreeFlier

Hey! My sister-in-law works for WalMart!

They'd notice if she shoplifted the lighter . . . .

If you work there, you're (probably) not a walmartian.

FreeFlier wrote:

oldmanmickey wrote:Hey, dont knock walmart. Where else can you buy clothes, food and see a horror show at the same time?

Fixed that for you . . .

I don't believe I've even entered a wallyworld since summer 2014 . . . and I don't think I bought anything then. (I only go there when I can't get something anywhere else.)

--FreeFlier

I was a cart pusher at one for a year and a half, I try to avoid going there.
I got to work at one of the ones without a motor trolly. At least they finally bumped the position out of the lowest pay bracket a few years back. Maybe they'll even get danger pay in another decade or two.

GlytchMeister wrote:Hey, now, some Walmart employees are humans and not walmartians. At least, that's the case with my Walmart.

yeah, the employees must have a good resistance to the stranger people...

I hope they're talking about Fair Food.

(Wife and I prefer Funnel Cake, Elephant Ears, and - of course - cheese curds.)

And Imma gonna call it now - she's part Barracuda.