Wapsi Square Forum

Can you hear me now?

I'd say she is . . . unconventionally.

I wonder if Atsali is singing?

--FreeFlier
dagnabbit! forgot the link again!

I can understand her need to practice flirting, but I think she could read a Chilton's manual to Nadette and she'd get turned on...

Jabberwonky wrote:I can understand her need to practice flirting, but I think she could read a Chilton's manual to Nadette and she'd get turned on...

Atsali wrote:1. Chock wheels and disconnect battery negative terminal.
2. Remove facia panel, ensuring that the hidden screw in the upper forward corner is removed first.
3. Remove . . .

Nadette wrote:/pantpantpant/

Actually I suspect she could read accounting textbooks to Nadette and get much the same result . . .

--FreeFlier

If you use the right inflexion, ANYTHING you say can be downright smutty...

I forget what movie that was, but I remember one where someone was reading either the newspaper or some financial paper of some sort to an infant, to get it to calm down (or was it to make it fall asleep?) When asked about it, he said it didn't matter what the material read was, all that mattered was the soothing tone...

yep I remember a MASH episode, where the colonel had to take care of viet kids... neither knew the language, so he read out a 'vehicle maintenance manual' like it was a kids story..

The nurse said later, " you must come again, they *loved* your story!!"

Sgt. Howard wrote:If you use the right inflexion, ANYTHING you say can be downright smutty...

Quite right.

Sgt. Howard wrote:If you use the right inflexion, ANYTHING you say can be downright smutty...

when correctly viewed ev'rything is lewd -
i could tell you things about peter pan
and the wizard of oz - there's a dirty old man!

AnotherFairportfan wrote:

Sgt. Howard wrote:If you use the right inflexion, ANYTHING you say can be downright smutty...

when correctly viewed ev'rything is lewd -
i could tell you things about peter pan
and the wizard of oz - there's a dirty old man!

And then there's Mr. Rogers, who invited small children into his home and started taking off his clothes...

... and they made a TV series out of it...

Sure, all he took off was a sweater or jacket...

Also there's the simple fact that censoring something makes it dirty...

In much the same way the Vincent Price could read a phone book and send chills down your back. Its all in the tone of voice. I also got a feeling if she keeps talking like that she will be doing it in a couple of seconds. I leave it to the mind of the student what it is.

oldmanmickey wrote:In much the same way the Vincent Price could read a phone book and send chills down your back. Its all in the tone of voice. I also got a feeling if she keeps talking like that she will be doing it in a couple of seconds. I leave it to the mind of the student what it is.

Reading a phone book in a Vincent Price voice?

And the kids in our audience are asking, "What's a phone book?"

jwhouk wrote:And the kids in our audience are asking, "What's a phone book?"

And "who's Vincent Price?"

Jabberwonky wrote:

oldmanmickey wrote:In much the same way the Vincent Price could read a phone book and send chills down your back. Its all in the tone of voice. I also got a feeling if she keeps talking like that she will be doing it in a couple of seconds. I leave it to the mind of the student what it is.

Reading a phone book in a Vincent Price voice?

But Vincent Price has a sexy voice.

Sgt. Howard wrote:

jwhouk wrote:And the kids in our audience are asking, "What's a phone book?"

And "who's Vincent Price?"

...

Ok, ya got me with"Who's Vincent Pride?" But, as shocking to you as it may be, I actually know what a phone book is... AND I know how to USE them! So THERE! Pthbthpthbth!

Sgt. Howard wrote:

jwhouk wrote:And the kids in our audience are asking, "What's a phone book?"

And "who's Vincent Price?"

Nah, he 'sang' backup on MJ's Thriller, remember?

GlytchMeister wrote:

Sgt. Howard wrote:

jwhouk wrote:And the kids in our audience are asking, "What's a phone book?"

And "who's Vincent Price?"

...

Ok, ya got me with"Who's Vincent Pride?" But, as shocking to you as it may be, I actually know what a phone book is... AND I know how to USE them! So THERE! Pthbthpthbth!

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ZzyYzK94UU4

I prefer Christopher Lee's reading of The Raven. I actually get goosebumps from that.

Vincent Price? Christopher Lee? Bah!

I prefer Vincent Twice, Vincent Twice...