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Soooo... how come she doesn't have two shiners?

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Sgt. Howard wrote:Soooo... how come she doesn't have two shiners?

Because they are surprisingly soft, despite being very firm.

Shiners take time to develop.


In college I knew a rather busty gal who showed up with a rather significant black eye one day . . . she claimed she was running to catch a bus and her bra strap broke. (Actually, she walked into a half-open door in the dark . . . that was pretty obvious from the linear bruise above and below her eye.)

--FreeFlier

(Whoops, we have a double thread situation...)

jwhouk wrote:(Whoops, we have a double thread situation...)

Yeah - and it looks like the other thread (which also has the correct date) was first.

FreeFlier wrote:Shiners take time to develop.


In college I knew a rather busty gal who showed up with a rather significant black eye one day . . . she claimed she was running to catch a bus and her bra strap broke. (Actually, she walked into a half-open door in the dark . . . that was pretty obvious from the linear bruise above and below her eye.)

--FreeFlier

Uh huh. A likely story

Those legs are just horsing around you know!

AnotherFairportfan wrote:

FreeFlier wrote:Shiners take time to develop.


In college I knew a rather busty gal who showed up with a rather significant black eye one day . . . she claimed she was running to catch a bus and her bra strap broke. (Actually, she walked into a half-open door in the dark . . . that was pretty obvious from the linear bruise above and below her eye.)

--FreeFlier

Uh huh. A likely story

well that was a loose T-shirt, but Atsali was wearing a tight tailored school shirt - helped in restraining them!!!

'only one shiner???' well, the eyes are close together, and there would be 'race conditions' as to what got there first!