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Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Why do I get the feeling that's going to be a running joke now? Everyone running around Gryphon wif "cricks in their necks"?

Too much of a good thing, I guess...

It was amusing to see, once I posted my original post for this comic, that there were three new threads for the comic, all of which were created at the very same time (12:14 am) (one by Atomic, one by AmariloJim, and one by myself)...The posting by date clearly showed that Atomic's was the first, as it was the lowest one listed, so I humbly bow to his ninja-ness!
(Incidentally, when I went to see what AmarilloJim had written, he had already deleted his own thread...)

I suspect this will be Silly Week.

Well, until Friday, maybe...

AnotherFairportfan wrote:I suspect this will be Silly Week.

Well, until Friday, maybe...

Well, by definition, that would indeed make it a week...

They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

lake_wrangler wrote:It was amusing to see, once I posted my original post for this comic, that there were three new threads for the comic, all of which were created at the very same time (12:14 am) (one by Atomic, one by AmariloJim, and one by myself)...The posting by date clearly showed that Atomic's was the first, as it was the lowest one listed, so I humbly bow to his ninja-ness!
(Incidentally, when I went to see what AmarilloJim had written, he had already deleted his own thread...)

A complete fluke, I assure you! I flipped over to see if it had posted, then found no threads for it, and...

Yay for touch typing! Even if my Jr High typing teacher was cranky a lot.

Sgt. Howard wrote:They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

And for the sake of decency, they will be required to have a concealed carry permit, as well as be required to actually conceal them (as best they can, of course...)

I'm not sure whether it has ever been formally decided or ruled upon...

... does Pablo have to pay the Pun Jar?

Well it could be worse...

lake_wrangler wrote:

AnotherFairportfan wrote:I suspect this will be Silly Week.

Well, until Friday, maybe...

Well, by definition, that would indeed make it a week...

I'm pretty sure you realise i meant it will be silly through Thursday and then Friday will be one of Paul's patented whiplash pages.

AnotherFairportfan wrote:

lake_wrangler wrote:

AnotherFairportfan wrote:I suspect this will be Silly Week.

Well, until Friday, maybe...

Well, by definition, that would indeed make it a week...

I'm pretty sure you realise i meant it will be silly through Thursday and then Friday will be one of Paul's patented whiplash pages.

I'm not going to comment, because I don't think there's any way to save face, now...

Oops, too late...

Dave wrote:I'm not sure whether it has ever been formally decided or ruled upon...

... does Pablo have to pay the Pun Jar?

I... I think he should, just to be safe. I mean... You don't mess with the pun jar, man...

lake_wrangler wrote:I'm not going to comment, because I don't think there's any way to save face, now...

Oops, too late...

It'll only be Silly Week through Wednesday. The day after that, the plot will doubtless take a sudden dramatic turn involving an urgent need for some of the gang to teleport off to Ankara or Istanbul.

(You're welcome for the distraction, lake_wrangler...)

Dave wrote:

lake_wrangler wrote:I'm not going to comment, because I don't think there's any way to save face, now...

Oops, too late...

It'll only be Silly Week through Wednesday. The day after that, the plot will doubtless take a sudden dramatic turn involving an urgent need for some of the gang to teleport off to Ankara or Istanbul.

(You're welcome for the distraction, lake_wrangler...)

OOOH~

Istanbul sounds like a great venue for Wapsi hijinks... The Hagia Sophia could be a Lanthian doohickey in disguise or something... Or the Yerebatan Cistern could have something weird and spooky in it...

(Guess who played Assassin's Creed Revelations? )

GlytchMeister wrote:

Dave wrote:

lake_wrangler wrote:I'm not going to comment, because I don't think there's any way to save face, now...

Oops, too late...

It'll only be Silly Week through Wednesday. The day after that, the plot will doubtless take a sudden dramatic turn involving an urgent need for some of the gang to teleport off to Ankara or Istanbul.

(You're welcome for the distraction, lake_wrangler...)

OOOH~

Istanbul sounds like a great venue for Wapsi hijinks... The Hagia Sophia could be a Lanthian doohickey in disguise or something... Or the Yerebatan Cistern could have something weird and spooky in it...

(Guess who played Assassin's Creed Revelations? )

You want odd and obscure? Try where I live in Okanogan county they race outhouses in January

GlytchMeister wrote:Istanbul sounds like a great venue for Wapsi hijinks... The Hagia Sophia could be a Lanthian doohickey in disguise or something...

.

A portal door to Somewhere, perhaps?

Or the Yerebatan Cistern could have something weird and spooky in it...

A bust of Medusa, maybe?
These are photos from our trip there in 2006... I assume they're still there today...

That's a pretty fancy Lanthian outhouse in that top photo...

Sgt. Howard wrote: . . . You want odd and obscure? Try where I live in Okanogan county they race outhouses in January

Winter in the Okanogan, cabin fever sets in . . .

Some years ago in Kittitas County there was discussion about having snowmobile races across the lake . . . in midsummer . . . Don't think anything ever came of that, because I would have heard about it.

--FreeFlier

lake_wrangler wrote:

Sgt. Howard wrote:They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

And for the sake of decency, they will be required to have a concealed carry permit, as well as be required to actually conceal them (as best they can, of course...)

Depends on the state. I live in a state with open carry laws, an no (state) laws restricting "display". The latter leads to amused news casters now and then. "Police informed them that there was no law against her showing..."