Fire drink?
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- GlytchMeister
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Re: Fire drink?
It creates another Pun Jar in the Pun Jar... but when viewed from within the outer Pun Jar, the inner Pun Jar appears to be a Black Hole the same mass of the Outer Pun Jar. Because gravity propagates at the speed of light, the event horizon of that black hole would expand at about the same rate as the outer pun jar's boundaries are expanding.
Basically, this would happen.
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Basically, this would happen.
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He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
- DinkyInky
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Is it bad that I can smell an xkcd link a mile away without clicking on it?
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
- GlytchMeister
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Re: Fire drink?
It's bad in a good, geeky way.DinkyInky wrote:Is it bad that I can smell an xkcd link a mile away without clicking on it?
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
- Jabberwonky
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Re: Fire drink?
I know a frightening percentage of other wise good Texans that prefer propane over a real fire. I have always, and continue to use charcoal with a nice smoking wood added after the lighting ceremony.
"The price of perfection is prohibitive." - Anonymous
Re: Fire drink?
"Bad" is such a subjective judgement, really.DinkyInky wrote:Is it bad that I can smell an xkcd link a mile away without clicking on it?
Objectively, it's proof that you've been hanging out in a nerdy, intellectually stimulating part of the Net, with a crowd of nerds who exhibit exceptionally bent senses of humor.
Subjectively... I suspect that you could go into any state in the Union, and quickly locate a sizable group of upright, right-thinking Americans who would consider the question and quickly conclude that you were in urgent need of reproach, reeducation, and/or having your brain run through a vat of sheep-dip in order to reset it to a more "usual" and less threatening mode of operation.
On the other hand, there is a sizable group of intellectually stimulated nerds with bent senses of humor who would simply say "It's brilliant, carry on!"
I'm one of the latter, of course.
Carry on!
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Um, guys? Can someone pull Dave out of the vault? Pleeeeeeease?
If he enters the madness place, I'm running and ducking for cover.
If he enters the madness place, I'm running and ducking for cover.
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Re: Fire drink?
I'm going to say that it looks pretty damn brilliant to me. Then again, my favorite home-cooked steaks aren't grilled. They're seared in a cast iron skillet and cooked (for a very short time on either side) in the oven.Dave wrote:So, steak purists: brilliance, or blasphemy?
Oh sweetie...didn't you know that he's far too familiar with the perils of the Pun Vault and has been living there quite comfortably for some time? When we see posts from him, it's actually us who have dropped into the Vault to visit him...not him jumping in from outside.DinkyInky wrote:Um, guys? Can someone pull Dave out of the vault? Pleeeeeeease?
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And see that life is beautiful."
And see that life is beautiful."
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According to him, he hopped in with the hops...or do you mean he is only now admitting it?Julie wrote:I'm going to say that it looks pretty damn brilliant to me. Then again, my favorite home-cooked steaks aren't grilled. They're seared in a cast iron skillet and cooked (for a very short time on either side) in the oven.Dave wrote:So, steak purists: brilliance, or blasphemy?
Oh sweetie...didn't you know that he's far too familiar with the perils of the Pun Vault and has been living there quite comfortably for some time? When we see posts from him, it's actually us who have dropped into the Vault to visit him...not him jumping in from outside.DinkyInky wrote:Um, guys? Can someone pull Dave out of the vault? Pleeeeeeease?
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
- Jabberwonky
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Re: Fire drink?
He's chasing the Kindirtgarden teacher?Miss Dinky wrote:According to him, he hopped in with the hops...or do you mean he is only now admitting it?
"The price of perfection is prohibitive." - Anonymous
Re: Fire drink?
Dave glowers, sensing that he is being Challenged.Jabberwonky wrote:He's chasing the Kindirtgarden teacher?
No, actually, he's sitting here contemplating how things weren't as bad as they could be. Consider what it would have been like, if Atsali and Nadette hadn't gotten into the eggnog... but had, instead, tapped into the contents of Nadette and Berdine's parents' home-brewed beer.
It was the bust of times.
It was the wortst of times.
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Anybody?Dave wrote:Dave glowers, sensing that he is being Challenged.Jabberwonky wrote:He's chasing the Kindirtgarden teacher?
No, actually, he's sitting here contemplating how things weren't as bad as they could be. Consider what it would have been like, if Atsali and Nadette hadn't gotten into the eggnog... but had, instead, tapped into the contents of Nadette and Berdine's parents' home-brewed beer.
It was the bust of times.
It was the wortst of times.
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
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Re: Fire drink?
i recognize the quote, but i couldn't tell you off the top of my head what book it came from, though with a google search i probably could... but i won't...DinkyInky wrote:Anybody?Dave wrote:[It was the bust of times.
It was the wortst of times.
Don't planto mihi adveho illac
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Nonono...won't anybody help to pull him out of the pun jar?scantrontb wrote:i recognize the quote, but i couldn't tell you off the top of my head what book it came from, though with a google search i probably could... but i won't...DinkyInky wrote:Anybody?Dave wrote:[It was the bust of times.
It was the wortst of times.
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
- Jabberwonky
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Re: Fire drink?
-_-Dave wrote:Dave glowers, sensing that he is being Challenged.Jabberwonky wrote:He's chasing the Kindirtgarden teacher?
No, actually, he's sitting here contemplating how things weren't as bad as they could be. Consider what it would have been like, if Atsali and Nadette hadn't gotten into the eggnog... but had, instead, tapped into the contents of Nadette and Berdine's parents' home-brewed beer.
It was the bust of times.
It was the wortst of times.
"The price of perfection is prohibitive." - Anonymous
- GlytchMeister
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Re: Fire drink?
I think he's made himself a rather nice vacation home for himself there. I'm sure as hell ain't gonna go in there. I'm not nearly a skilled enough punster to navigate in there.
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
- DinkyInky
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Re: Fire drink?
*pouts*
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Re: Fire drink?
The architects tell me that won't work. No one has ever been removed from a pun vault by pulling from the outside.DinkyInky wrote:Nonono...won't anybody help to pull him out of the pun jar?
The only way which actually works, is to send someone else into the Vault, who can tell enough really bad puns to generate a whole bunch of pressure. Enough pun-pressure can expel the Vault's previous resident with a loud explosion that sounds oddly like "Berwyn!!!"
Of course, then you have a new and possibly more incorrigible punster-in-residence to worry about.
Oh... the book I was misquoting was of course "A Tale Of Two Cities". The title alone should be enough pun-tinder to get you started.
Re: Fire drink?
I think this might be my favorite punning ever.Dave wrote:It was the bust of times.
It was the wortst of times.
"Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful."
And see that life is beautiful."
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My thread has turned into an abomination. isn't it great?
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
- DinkyInky
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Re: Fire drink?
Dave, Púca, nach bhfuil tú?
Nothing else fits.
Nothing else fits.
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir