One of my favorite things about Texas...

[AnotherFairportfan]

That's how I feel about Illinois.

... Unfortunately, I'm stuck here. In the land of corruption, where nothing is within walking distance, crater-riddled roads, and usually crappy weather.

Sounds like Louisiana, with the caveat the weather is a different kind of crappy.

[GlytchMeister]

That's how I feel about Illinois.

... Unfortunately, I'm stuck here. In the land of corruption, where nothing is within walking distance, crater-riddled roads, and usually crappy weather.

Sounds like Louisiana, with the caveat the weather is a different kind of crappy.

Our named storms are wimpy compared to the named storms that hit down there. We just have to shovel our driveways and drive slower. They (you?) have to downright leave, sink, or swim.

[AnotherFairportfan]

That's how I feel about Illinois.

... Unfortunately, I'm stuck here. In the land of corruption, where nothing is within walking distance, crater-riddled roads, and usually crappy weather.

Sounds like Louisiana, with the caveat the weather is a different kind of crappy.

Our named storms are wimpy compared to the named storms that hit down there. We just have to shovel our driveways and drive slower. They (you?) have to downright leave, sink, or swim.

They. I live in North Georgia.

Where the occasional Serious Ice Storm - like the one we had this February - wreaks havoc. We were without power for almost three days.

[jwhouk]

That's how I feel about Wisconsin.

... Unfortunately, I'm stuck here. In the land of corruption, where nothing is within walking distance, crater-riddled roads, and usually crappy weather.

FTFY.

[Typeminer]

I much enjoyed traveling through Texas, but haven't been there in 20 years. Rumor is that it has not improved at all since then.

Here in Pennsylbama, we have plenty of corruption and potholes, but at least in my city it's easy to walk to things (3 microbrewery taprooms within 2 miles).

[Jabberwonky]

Whataburger comes to northwest Arkansas...
(Just for fun I like to pronounce it Ahr-kansas)

[GlytchMeister]

Whataburger comes to northwest Arkansas...
(Just for fun I like to pronounce it Ahr-kansas)

Nyrrrg... That's like people insisting on pronouncing my state "Ill-a-noise" instead of "Ill-a-noy."

(I even forgive the more French "Ill-ah-nwah" pronunciation if the mistaken person has a European accent.)

[Jabberwonky]

Whataburger comes to northwest Arkansas...
(Just for fun I like to pronounce it Ahr-kansas)

Nyrrrg... That's like people insisting on pronouncing my state "Ill-a-noise" instead of "Ill-a-noy."

(I even forgive the more French "Ill-ah-nwah" pronunciation if the mistaken person has a European accent.)

I always say Illin-oy...

[Sgt. Howard]

Whataburger comes to northwest Arkansas...
(Just for fun I like to pronounce it Ahr-kansas)

Nyrrrg... That's like people insisting on pronouncing my state "Ill-a-noise" instead of "Ill-a-noy."

(I even forgive the more French "Ill-ah-nwah" pronunciation if the mistaken person has a European accent.)

I always say Illin-oy...

I always thought it was Ill-Annoy

[jwhouk]

We call them FIBS.

[Dave]

I always thought it was Ill-Annoy

"Where I'm from we pronounce it 'Oh-hi-oh'."

(grins, ducks, runs like hell)

[Warrl]

Depending on what the state legislature is up to, it's either ill-a-noise or ill-annoy. Except sometimes it's both.

[shadowinthelight]

I always say Illin-oy...

Sounds like an '80s Jewish rapper, "We be 'illin, oy!"

[Sgt. Howard]

I always say Illin-oy...

Sounds like an '80s Jewish rapper, "We be 'illin, oy!"

Nicodemus informs me that THAT is not KOSHER!!!

[GlytchMeister]

I always say Illin-oy...

Sounds like an '80s Jewish rapper, "We be 'illin, oy!"

Nicodemus informs me that THAT is not KOSHER!!!

Nicko be trippin'...

(Yeesh... Neon-White kid with a bit of Native American trying to impersonate stereotypical hip-hop vernacular... That is just... Weird...)

[jwhouk]

(makes mental note not to play any Beastie Boys at the Library...)

[DinkyInky]

(makes mental note not to play any Beastie Boys at the Library...)

*makes mental note to gift a certain Rabbi a marble rolling pin*

Not because of you, but because some fool would try that.

[Sgt. Howard]

(makes mental note not to play any Beastie Boys at the Library...)

*makes mental note to gift a certain Rabbi a marble rolling pin*

Not because of you, but because some fool would try that.

He's a GOAT- that's what his horns are for...

[DinkyInky]

(makes mental note not to play any Beastie Boys at the Library...)

*makes mental note to gift a certain Rabbi a marble rolling pin*

Not because of you, but because some fool would try that.

He's a GOAT- that's what his horns are for...

True, but a polished slab of marble makes a more satisfying *crunch!* without the gore.

[Sgt. Howard]

True, but a polished slab of marble makes a more satisfying *crunch!* without the gore.

...well, there IS that...