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Re: Midnight Raid 2016-08-11
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2016 1:55 am
by GlytchMeister
As for musical torture, that won't make me spill any beans. You'll just
piss me off.
And then... You will
drive...
me...
insane! 
Re: Midnight Raid 2016-08-11
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2016 4:37 am
by illiad
Dave wrote:GlytchMeister wrote:The only thing you're gonna get out of sarge is his name, rank, and serial number.
All you'll get outta me is spit and expletives.
Pfff. Jägers. Think they're the scariest thing since predatory bread. Monsters aren't scary. They look like monsters. It's the humans you gotta watch out for.
I think we've had this discussion before, young sir.
Human you want, and human you will get. Only a human could have come up with the idea of a torture instrument as cruel as what I'm thinking of. I have this lovely tape-loop montage which consists of non-stop clips of Abba, bubblegum pop, and Barney... and that's just for starters. A few hours of "YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I'VE GOT LOVE IN MY TUMMY I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME" and we'll see about that "name rank and serial number" stuff. Think of a Clockwork Orange scenario, dripping in saccharine.
hm, to some people, that is a lovely night at the disco!!!
I'm a heavy metal fan, and definitely LOL'd when I went on a 'scary ride' at a large 'fairground complex'... they thought
Iron Maiden was 'scary'???
Re: Midnight Raid 2016-08-11
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2016 6:31 pm
by Opus the Poet
GlytchMeister wrote:Opus, you might have an unusually high concentration of Homo neanderthalensis in your DNA. I hear Ozzy Osbourne is the same way - it's been theorized that is how he managed to survive the hilariously horrible drug cocktail he dumped into his system for so long.
Well there has long been some speculation that the First Nations on my paternal grandmother's side was really a Sasquatch. Or related to Wolverine.
Re: Midnight Raid 2016-08-11
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 1:25 pm
by GlytchMeister
I am suddenly tempted to have a character expy of you chatting with Saul the Sasquatch Scientist when Glytch comes to work one day in the fanfic...
Re: Midnight Raid 2016-08-11
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 4:54 pm
by jwhouk
GlytchMeister wrote:I am suddenly tempted to have a character expy of you chatting with Saul the Sasquatch Scientist when Glytch comes to work one day in the fanfic...
DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!
Re: Midnight Raid 2016-08-11
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:56 pm
by Sgt. Howard
jwhouk wrote:GlytchMeister wrote:I am suddenly tempted to have a character expy of you chatting with Saul the Sasquatch Scientist when Glytch comes to work one day in the fanfic...
DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!
Just remember- they are also known as the 'Skunk Ape'... for a very
pungent reason...
Re: Midnight Raid 2016-08-11
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 11:18 pm
by FreeFlier
Sgt. Howard wrote:jwhouk wrote:GlytchMeister wrote:I am suddenly tempted to have a character expy of you chatting with Saul the Sasquatch Scientist when Glytch comes to work one day in the fanfic...
DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!
Just remember- they are also known as the 'Skunk Ape'... for a very
pungent reason...
Wolf-who-watches wrote:No worse than humans. /noselick/
At least those-who-walk-by-night do not use horrible false scents.
A definite point in their favor.
--FreeFlier
Re: Midnight Raid 2016-08-11
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:22 am
by Opus the Poet
GlytchMeister wrote:I am suddenly tempted to have a character expy of you chatting with Saul the Sasquatch Scientist when Glytch comes to work one day in the fanfic...
Well if you do my paternal grandmother's maiden name was Bruno, they were French Canadian that wound up on the far west coast. Just a little more backstory.