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Re: All Fours 2013-01-03
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:57 pm
by chibichibi01
Dave wrote:Mark N wrote:And I am surprised that no one pointed out that the only other person with that type of eye marking is Bia herself. We already know from Paul that Bia made the spike and it has the Phoenix blood that allows Monica to resurrect, but maybe she added a little something from herself into the mix as well. The eyes just seem like a tell to me.
Ummm... true!
Actually, we don't know for sure that Bia herself isn't the source of the Phoenix blood. Paul has yet to clarify the position of the Phoenix within the Wapsiverse's mythology. Conceivably, the Phoenix could itself be a Titan, or even a pre-Titan progenitor figure... sort of a Personification of the primal Big Bang which (re)created the Universe.
Shelly and Bud did say that astral fire could be wielded by "Titans, and those with Phoenix blood"... I think we've been assuming that those are two completely separate categories, but that might not be the case. They might have meant "Titans (who naturally are of the Phoenix bloodline) and others who also have Phoenix blood."
Or, maybe not. Bia may have arranged to have Monica spiked with an amalgam of Phoenix blood and some of her own essence.
Either way, it's a really scary, ominous thought. A shredded fragment of an irresponsible, manipulative, heartless Titan, injected into our favorite Latina archaeology-historian. Bia frayed!
-rattles the pun jar- You owe something here, Buster.
Re: All Fours 2013-01-03
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:01 pm
by Fairportfan
The Old Wolf wrote:An interesting development. At any rate, Monica should now have a bit more compassion for Shelley's condition.
And, I've decided pointy teeth are hot.
I decided
that the first time Tina opened her mouth.
Re: All Fours 2013-01-03
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:15 pm
by Opus the Poet
Dave wrote:NOTDilbert wrote:Except - shes a Jaguar Girl, not an oscillot.
//wince//
Hell of a thing to read, first thing in the morning. Probably an omen that my day is going to be a difficult one. Yeah, it's a sine, I'm certain.
And a cosine (depositing trig and basic electronics texts in the pun jar, just to be safe).
Re: All Fours 2013-01-03
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:19 pm
by Opus the Poet
Dave wrote:A shredded fragment of an irresponsible, manipulative, heartless Titan, injected into our favorite Latina archaeology-historian. Bia frayed!
There's a pun jar tapping at your foot...
Re: All Fours 2013-01-03
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:31 pm
by Dave
(* Deposits a Titanium knife into the Pun Jar *)
Re: All Fours 2013-01-03
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:03 pm
by meisdadoo
Re: All Fours 2013-01-03
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:12 pm
by meisdadoo
According to the internets, the Jaguar can run 64 miles per hour or about 103 KPH, which works out to 28.61 meters per second more or less. At that speed she could cover a heck of a lot of library in a very short time.
If she could in fact run as fast as a jaguar. . . .not sure how fast a sphinx can travel, or an unladen swallow for that matter
Re: All Fours 2013-01-03
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:31 pm
by TheDOCTOR
meisdadoo wrote:
If she could in fact run as fast as a jaguar. . . .not sure how fast a sphinx can travel, or an unladen swallow for that matter
African or European?
Re: All Fours 2013-01-03
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:27 pm
by MerchManDan
TheDOCTOR wrote:meisdadoo wrote:
If she could in fact run as fast as a jaguar. . . .not sure how fast a sphinx can travel, or an unladen swallow for that matter
African or European?
...huh? I don't know, that -- AAAUUUUUGH!!!
[gets flung into bottomless chasm]
Re: All Fours 2013-01-03
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:18 pm
by kingklash
Too bad she can POIT! wherever she wants. If she had to catch a plane, she could have been called Jet Jaguar Girl.
*sings the MST3K translation of the Jet Jaguar Theme to the Pun Jar, immediately gets pelted with old pennies*
Re: All Fours 2013-01-03
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:37 am
by Atomic
Better Joan Jett and the Blackhearts than Tess Turbo and the Blackheads!