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ugh, change my bad text please....

I could post that link for you....


hey wots your local time? 3:30am UK time here ......

Fairportfan wrote:

illiad wrote:he's I think the point of the razzle dazzle on a rump, is to make it look nicer, or make confuzzle you into not noticing it's size... but then, some guys *love* the size.....

I will not post a Spinal Tap link here...

And I shall refrain from posting Queen.

MerchManDan wrote:

Fairportfan wrote:

illiad wrote:he's I think the point of the razzle dazzle on a rump, is to make it look nicer, or make confuzzle you into not noticing it's size... but then, some guys *love* the size.....

I will not post a Spinal Tap link here...

And I shall refrain from posting Queen.

The definitive statement is Sir Mixalot.

Opus the Poet wrote:

MerchManDan wrote:

Fairportfan wrote:I will not post a Spinal Tap link here...

And I shall refrain from posting Queen.

The definitive statement is Sir Mixalot.

I ptui on Sir Mixalot and all his ilk.

Fairportfan wrote:

Atomic wrote:I mean, why not? If the old Razzle Dazzle can disguise a ship, why not a rump?

I sorta doubt that that's done in DaGlo colours, though.

True, but that's because the situations are entirely different.

Ships break ice. Sometimes, ships break records. And, on occasion, ships break blockades.

Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.

Dave wrote:

Fairportfan wrote:

Atomic wrote:I mean, why not? If the old Razzle Dazzle can disguise a ship, why not a rump?

I sorta doubt that that's done in DaGlo colours, though.

True, but that's because the situations are entirely different.

Ships break ice. Sometimes, ships break records. And, on occasion, ships break blockades.

Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.

I feel a great disturbance in the Pun Jar...

Atomic wrote:

Dave wrote:Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.

I feel a great disturbance in the Pun Jar...

It's not just the Pun Jar that's feeling disturbed...

Jabberwonky wrote:

Atomic wrote:

Dave wrote:Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.

I feel a great disturbance in the Pun Jar...

It's not just the Pun Jar that's feeling disturbed...

it may be what is being felt is a great disturbance in the Farce.

Fairportfan.....
You *know* you want it.... not the usual, but Glastonbury 2009...

notalink for the faint of heart.... youtu.be/_ayn2PE8-fM

and Um, saying 'rumps break wind' is a bit like saying your lips make good music...

illiad wrote:Fairportfan.....
You *know* you want it.... not the usual, but Glastonbury 2009...

notalink for the faint of heart.... youtu.be/_ayn2PE8-fM

and Um, saying 'rumps break wind' is a bit like saying your lips make good music...

Heh. You oughta hear Fred LeBlanc of Cowboy Mouth do it...

I'll be ... blessed.

=====================

...and Fred again.

...and again. I was there the night they first performed this song - the first time i ever saw them - in 1986 - in the club that was starting up the indy label that DRR was signed to - where the real "Jenny" was the booking manager ...

(Consider he's drumming at the same time he's singing...)

Dave wrote:

Fairportfan wrote:

Atomic wrote:I mean, why not? If the old Razzle Dazzle can disguise a ship, why not a rump?

I sorta doubt that that's done in DaGlo colours, though.

True, but that's because the situations are entirely different.

Ships break ice. Sometimes, ships break records. And, on occasion, ships break blockades.

Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.

Once upon a time, we did a Latin play on Odysseus, part of which, of course, involved a bag of winds. As it was in the '70s, there were certain drug-related overtones. As it was by (mostly) High School boys, there were certain other foul overtones. . . .

Atomic wrote:

Dave wrote:Rumps, on the other hand, break wind.

I feel a great disturbance in the Pun Jar...

Clearly, my Pun Jar account is in arrears.

(*clink* *clink* *clank* *rattle* *ping*)

Bathorys Daughter wrote:

Jabberwonky wrote:It's not just the Pun Jar that's feeling disturbed...

it may be what is being felt is a great disturbance in the Farce.

Slightly better than a disturbance in the arse.

*cha-ching*

MerchManDan wrote:

Bathorys Daughter wrote:

Jabberwonky wrote:It's not just the Pun Jar that's feeling disturbed...

it may be what is being felt is a great disturbance in the Farce.

Slightly better than a disturbance in the arse.

*cha-ching*

"That's no moon!|"
Uh, yes it is. Luke, pull your pants up.

Jabberwonky wrote: "That's no moon!|"
Uh, yes it is. Luke, pull your pants up.

Is that a line from the upcoming Episode VII "The Republic Cashes In"

Mark N wrote:

Jabberwonky wrote: "That's no moon!|"
Uh, yes it is. Luke, pull your pants up.

Is that a line from the upcoming Episode VII "The Republic Cashes In"

Plot summary:

Han Solo gets out of rehab and tracks down Luke Skywalker -- for revenge.
R2D2 and C3PO, both out of warranty, appeal to Chewbacca for ongoing maintenance -- at a price.
Queen Leia is getting too old for this crap and wants out. Who does she call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!!! (OK, maybe not)

Atomic wrote:R2D2 and C3PO, both out

My mind stopped reading after that and thought, "Well, everyone suspected that about C3PO but R2D2 is a surprise."

shadowinthelight wrote:

Atomic wrote:R2D2 and C3PO, both out

My mind stopped reading after that and thought, "Well, everyone suspected that about C3PO but R2D2 is a surprise."

Thanks nothing. Now I see the two of them in a Ren & Stimpy bit that goes:
Ren shouting threatening at Stimpy: "I'm the pitcher your the catcher!!!"

shadowinthelight wrote:

Atomic wrote:R2D2 and C3PO, both out

My mind stopped reading after that and thought, "Well, everyone suspected that about C3PO but R2D2 is a surprise."

Nah--I always knew he liked short, dumpy robots.