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Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:21 pm
by Alkarii
Dave wrote:AnotherFairportfan wrote:Friend who did that once told me that those Santa suits come with three pairs of pants.
I decided that that was not a gig for me.
The fancier outfits come with just two sets of pants, but they're specially made: inner lining of Kevlar and Nomex and reflective aluminum, middle layer of encapsulated sodium powder, outer layer of bright-red cloth.
If/when the kiddies pee on you, the whole setup catches fire. You get to play both Santa and Satan in the same gig, and charge double.
Because I'm sleepy right now, I thought you were serious up until the part about it catching fire. The sodium part didn't register. When I saw the part about Kevlar and Nomex, I was wondering if someone's out to kill Santa.
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:17 am
by AnotherFairportfan
Alkarii wrote:Dave wrote:AnotherFairportfan wrote:Friend who did that once told me that those Santa suits come with three pairs of pants.
I decided that that was not a gig for me.
The fancier outfits come with just two sets of pants, but they're specially made: inner lining of Kevlar and Nomex and reflective aluminum, middle layer of encapsulated sodium powder, outer layer of bright-red cloth.
If/when the kiddies pee on you, the whole setup catches fire. You get to play both Santa and Satan in the same gig, and charge double.
Because I'm sleepy right now, I thought you were serious up until the part about it catching fire. The sodium part didn't register. When I saw the part about Kevlar and Nomex, I was wondering if someone's out to kill Santa.
No, but put a three year old on your lap and go "Ho Ho Ho!"...
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 1:37 am
by Sgt. Howard
Just Old Al wrote:
Don't encourage him...
To be honest, Sarge and unmentionables are not two things I want in the same county, never mind in hearing distance...
...?... what...?... something I said...?
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:17 pm
by Just Old Al
Sgt. Howard wrote:Just Old Al wrote:
Don't encourage him...
To be honest, Sarge and unmentionables are not two things I want in the same county, never mind in hearing distance...
...?... what...?... something I said...?
No, but given previous history I'm afraid of the potential..
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:55 am
by GlytchMeister
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH
I JUST IMAGINED SARGE IN SAID GARMENTS
DAMN MY HIGH-DEFINITION IMAGINATION
BRAINBLEACH! I NEED BRAINBLEACH!
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:48 am
by Dave
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:37 pm
by Typeminer
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:01 pm
by FreeFlier
On one of the now-gone fora where I used to hang out, it was considered an art form/competition to carefully, without actually saying anything disgusting in itself, to get people to call for brainbleach . . .
My most effective strike of that sort was even selective: it affected only oldbies and not the newbs!
--FreeFlier
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:47 pm
by Sgt. Howard
Rather than studded leather- hows about I don harem silks and do a belly dance?
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:22 am
by GlytchMeister
Sgt. Howard wrote:Rather than studded leather- hows about I don harem silks and do a belly dance?
At this point I'm seared to the point where it'll take some nuclear-grade nastiness to make me notice
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:30 am
by Dave
Sgt. Howard wrote:Rather than studded leather- hows about I don harem silks and do a belly dance?
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 1:27 am
by Sgt. Howard
Dave wrote:Sgt. Howard wrote:Rather than studded leather- hows about I don harem silks and do a belly dance?
... I'll... take that as a 'no'...
Re: All Gone 2016-08-03
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:22 am
by FreeFlier
Sgt. Howard wrote:Rather than studded leather- hows about I don harem silks and do a belly dance?
Meh . . .
--FreeFlier
