Re: A Stable Relationship
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:22 pm
You guys might not be, but you need to spare those poor innocents...or else.
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Why? They need their horizons expanded. It's good for them in the long run.DinkyInky wrote:You guys might not be, but you need to spare those poor innocents...or else.
Just... remember to be merciful.GlytchMeister wrote:*sarcastically pious expression*
It is the sacred duty of the educated to spread knowledge to the masses for the betterment of humanity.
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From the seat of learning, the flush of success!GlytchMeister wrote:*sarcastically pious expression*
It is the sacred duty of the educated to spread knowledge to the masses for the betterment of humanity.
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NopeGlytchMeister wrote:*sarcastically pious expression*
It is the sacred duty of the educated to spread knowledge to the masses for the betterment of humanity.
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Naw, considering the topic it's more like this:Hansontoons wrote:From the seat of learning, the flush of success!GlytchMeister wrote:*sarcastically pious expression*
It is the sacred duty of the educated to spread knowledge to the masses for the betterment of humanity.
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Hansontoons wrote:From the seat of learning, the flush of success!GlytchMeister wrote:*sarcastically pious expression*
It is the sacred duty of the educated to spread knowledge to the masses for the betterment of humanity.
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Yeah, unless you went to a school like I did, then Mother just went in and shattered the board's expectations.ShneekeyTheLost wrote:Naw, considering the topic it's more like this:
The Board of Education shall be applied to the Seat of Knowledge, and there shall cause a significant impact on the decision-making process as to what is and is not appropriate behavior.
And you know what shape the plaque should be...Still tempted to make that into a plaque and decal for a wall stud for my friend so she can deal with the step brats.
Care for a schematic?Warrl wrote:And you know what shape the plaque should be...Still tempted to make that into a plaque and decal for a wall stud for my friend so she can deal with the step brats.
I've got a wood burning tool set somewhere or 'nother. Carve and lathe out a paddle, burn it into said paddle. Make a good gift. First one is balsa. Should that one break or go missing, the next one will be pine. Third one, should it be necessary, will be pressure-treated oak. Fourth one will have 'wiffle holes' drilled in.Sgt. Howard wrote:Care for a schematic?Warrl wrote:And you know what shape the plaque should be...Still tempted to make that into a plaque and decal for a wall stud for my friend so she can deal with the step brats.
Bugger that - go straight for titanium....If you're gonna impress 'em , IMPRESS 'em. If you must graduate the response, put a leather and foam cover over it.ShneekeyTheLost wrote: I've got a wood burning tool set somewhere or 'nother. Carve and lathe out a paddle, burn it into said paddle. Make a good gift. First one is balsa. Should that one break or go missing, the next one will be pine. Third one, should it be necessary, will be pressure-treated oak. Fourth one will have 'wiffle holes' drilled in.
GlytchMeister wrote:Grey- or black- stained ironwood with the burnt message in it and whiffle-holes drilled in between the words, rimmed with black leather with those mean-looking stainless steel pyramid studs in the leather - the studs are on both sides of the paddle rim as well as facing out from the edge. Large spherical pommel, wrapped in leather with four more studs along the equator of the sphere and a fifth extra-large stud on the bottom.
Not only would it make an excellent disciplinary implement, a simple 90° rotation would turn it into a reasonably effective club (or "skull-basher, as one of my redneck buddies likes to call such weapons) for home-defense.
Whaaaat? I'm a Boy Scout, I'm attracted to multi-purpose!
Some seniors in a shop class at my high school made such a paddle from fine-grain vertical-grain western spruce and gave it to the principal . . . the day before graduation . . .Sgt. Howard wrote:3/4inch CDX plywood, cut to the proper shape, drilled with the proper pattern, sanded, rounded edges, stained and varnished. The handle portion is wrapped in split hide leather-GlytchMeister wrote:Grey- or black- stained ironwood with the burnt message in it and whiffle-holes drilled in between the words, rimmed with black leather with those mean-looking stainless steel pyramid studs in the leather - the studs are on both sides of the paddle rim as well as facing out from the edge. Large spherical pommel, wrapped in leather with four more studs along the equator of the sphere and a fifth extra-large stud on the bottom.
Not only would it make an excellent disciplinary implement, a simple 90° rotation would turn it into a reasonably effective club (or "skull-basher, as one of my redneck buddies likes to call such weapons) for home-defense.
Whaaaat? I'm a Boy Scout, I'm attracted to multi-purpose!
DO IT RIGHT!!! . . .
Warrl wrote:At one elementary school I attended the principal had three wooden paddles...
... which he would lend out at recess to the worst bullies in 6th grade.
I will laugh so very much once it explodes into splinters. My Mother flat palm shattered those very frequently while I was growing up. The principal couldn't take a hint.Sgt. Howard wrote:3/4inch CDX plywood, cut to the proper shape, drilled with the proper pattern, sanded, rounded edges, stained and varnished. The handle portion is wrapped in split hide leather-
DO IT RIGHT!!!
My Mother loves dealing with those types...she shatters their expectations.Warrl wrote:At one elementary school I attended the principal had three wooden paddles...
... which he would lend out at recess to the worst bullies in 6th grade.