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Two bears walk into an Abercrombie & Fitch......

NOTDilbert wrote:Two bears walk into an Abercrombie & Fitch......

The police arrest them for killing all the employees. When questioned why they did it they reply "We thought that is how things work here. Isn't a group of stores gathered in one place like this called a Shop 'n Maul?".

shadowinthelight wrote:

NOTDilbert wrote:Two bears walk into an Abercrombie & Fitch......

The police arrest them for killing all the employees. When questioned why they did it they reply "We thought that is how things work here. Isn't a group of stores gathered in one place like this called a Shop 'n Maul?".

...You left out badum! tissh

NOTDilbert wrote:

shadowinthelight wrote:The police arrest them for killing all the employees. When questioned why they did it they reply "We thought that is how things work here. Isn't a group of stores gathered in one place like this called a Shop 'n Maul?".

...You left out badum! tissh

... and the obligatory payment to the Pun Jar, which (in this case) would be sufficient to bankrupt many small nations.

Dave wrote: ... and the obligatory payment to the Pun Jar, which (in this case) would be sufficient to bankrupt many small nations.

That is rather easy in today's economy.

I'll stop by a bakery on the way home and pick up some bear claws for the offering.

shadowinthelight wrote:

NOTDilbert wrote:Two bears walk into an Abercrombie & Fitch......

The police arrest them for killing all the employees. When questioned why they did it they reply "We thought that is how things work here. Isn't a group of stores gathered in one place like this called a Shop 'n Maul?".

Oh boy. With whoppers like that one, shadow, any day now the Pun Altar will begin to demand blood sacrifices.