Re: Broke Your Friend 2016-07-22
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 4:04 am
well 34 would make it better!!!Warrl wrote:I don't think a rule would do - a tape measure would be better.
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Re: Broke Your Friend 2016-07-22
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 3:02 pm
While I'm sure Timmy has met Atsali before, I suspect this might be the first time since he got clobbered by the puberty gnome . . .
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Re: Broke Your Friend 2016-07-22
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 5:59 pm
That gnome's a right bastard, isn't he?
Re: Broke Your Friend 2016-07-22
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 7:41 pm
Could be worse, could have the BSOD kernel error eyes.
Re: Broke Your Friend 2016-07-22
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2016 12:25 am
Yep.Alkarii wrote:That gnome's a right bastard, isn't he?
I think the original story summed up the effects pretty well.Lawdog wrote:. . .
About that time the Puberty Gnome sprinted out from under a table, jumped up, and fetched me a right good thump betwixt the running lights with a solid oak cluebat.
I didn't realize until later that he took advantage of my dazed state to abscond with about 90% of my cognitive functions, including most of my fine motor control, communications skills, and powers of concentration and self-control.
Took about ten years to get them back, too. Little bastard.
Anyhoo, from that point on the default setting between my ears was jammed on "Girls."
. . .
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