Each Recess 2016-07-19
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jwhouk
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Re: Each Recess 2016-07-19
...I think I may have woken the sleeping giant...
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
Re: Each Recess 2016-07-19
Would have worked just as well (or even better) if Paul had chosen to write Timothy as another aviform.TazManiac wrote:"Fifty Ways to Smother Timmy..."
Now, where did I put Paul Simon's phone number, or wait, no; Weird Al Yankovic's!
♫ Fifty Ways to Moosh your Plover... ♫
(drops a large bag of birdseed into the Pun Jar)
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Sgt. Howard
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Re: Each Recess 2016-07-19
... somebody mention my name?
You know I really have no handle I confess
adolescent sexuality is treacherous at best
but the urge is still to have his face stuffed between my breasts-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
There is this boy that his attention I approve,
even though I'm not too sure just what should be a prudent move,
bottom line is- I want his nose between my boobs-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
I'm not as 'ample' as some other girls I see
and with that much competition I should really leave it be
just throw in the towel.... but you know that isn't me-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
- fifty ways to smother Timmy-
Stuff him into your rack, Jaque,
Show him you are a girl, Pearl,
Snuggle up to his face, Stace-
and just listen to me-
Have him snuzzel your blouse, Mouse,
no-one else in the whole house....
let him smell your sweat, Bett-
and see if he breaths...
I must admit this is a different point of view,
the facts I know about it all are relatively few,
and despite the risk- it's what I want to do-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
I can imagine all the things that might transpire,
and the curiosity that this bold action might inspire,
and if unsupervised- we just might light a fire-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
- fifty ways to smother Timmy-
Stuff him into your rack, Jaque,
Show him you are a girl, Pearl,
Snuggle up to his face, Stace-
and just listen to me-
Have him snuzzel your blouse, Mouse,
no-one else in the whole house....
let him smell your sweat, Bett-
and see if he breaths...
Stuff him into your rack, Jaque,
Show him you are a girl, Pearl,
Snuggle up to his face, Stace-
and just listen to me-
Have him snuzzel your blouse, Mouse,
no-one else in the whole house....
let him smell your sweat, Bett-
and see if he breaths...
You know I really have no handle I confess
adolescent sexuality is treacherous at best
but the urge is still to have his face stuffed between my breasts-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
There is this boy that his attention I approve,
even though I'm not too sure just what should be a prudent move,
bottom line is- I want his nose between my boobs-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
I'm not as 'ample' as some other girls I see
and with that much competition I should really leave it be
just throw in the towel.... but you know that isn't me-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
- fifty ways to smother Timmy-
Stuff him into your rack, Jaque,
Show him you are a girl, Pearl,
Snuggle up to his face, Stace-
and just listen to me-
Have him snuzzel your blouse, Mouse,
no-one else in the whole house....
let him smell your sweat, Bett-
and see if he breaths...
I must admit this is a different point of view,
the facts I know about it all are relatively few,
and despite the risk- it's what I want to do-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
I can imagine all the things that might transpire,
and the curiosity that this bold action might inspire,
and if unsupervised- we just might light a fire-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
- fifty ways to smother Timmy-
Stuff him into your rack, Jaque,
Show him you are a girl, Pearl,
Snuggle up to his face, Stace-
and just listen to me-
Have him snuzzel your blouse, Mouse,
no-one else in the whole house....
let him smell your sweat, Bett-
and see if he breaths...
Stuff him into your rack, Jaque,
Show him you are a girl, Pearl,
Snuggle up to his face, Stace-
and just listen to me-
Have him snuzzel your blouse, Mouse,
no-one else in the whole house....
let him smell your sweat, Bett-
and see if he breaths...
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
Re: Each Recess 2016-07-19
Yup. I think you may have to buy the next round of earworm bleach.jwhouk wrote:...I think I may have woken the sleeping giant...
Re: Each Recess 2016-07-19
now there's a tune... link to video??? 
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Just Old Al
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Re: Each Recess 2016-07-19
Damnit Sarge...not again!
"The Empire was founded on cups of tea, mate, and if you think I am going to war without one you are sadly mistaken."
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jwhouk
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Re: Each Recess 2016-07-19
I bow completely to your filkiness.
Now, I'd suggest you do something before Mr. Simon comes calling...
Now, I'd suggest you do something before Mr. Simon comes calling...
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
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Sgt. Howard
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Re: Each Recess 2016-07-19
I'm hiding in my bunker...jwhouk wrote:I bow completely to your filkiness.
Now, I'd suggest you do something before Mr. Simon comes calling...
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
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GlytchMeister
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Re: Each Recess 2016-07-19
I thought Shneekey was supposed to be the Filky Bard...Sgt. Howard wrote:I'm hiding in my bunker...jwhouk wrote:I bow completely to your filkiness.
Now, I'd suggest you do something before Mr. Simon comes calling...
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
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Typeminer
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Re: Each Recess 2016-07-19
One man's spieling is another man's horror. . .jwhouk wrote:I bow completely to your filkiness.
Now, I'd suggest you do something before Mr. Simon comes calling...
Saccharomyces cerevisiae is the linchpin of civilization.
Re: Each Recess 2016-07-19
Well done, well done- btw;
http://wapsisquare.com/comic/cold-water/#comments <--- 49 more ways to go...
http://wapsisquare.com/comic/cold-water/#comments <--- 49 more ways to go...