I knew someone would bite on that one.Re: Raging Daughters theme park
by Atomic » Tue May 14, 2013 7:29 am
The Big Douche!
Fun for the Whole Family
Yeah -- I'd stand in line for that one....
Not "The Big Douche" though that would be appropriate for many water park rides, and probably overly-appropriate for a park called Raging Daughters, just a big douche, pardon my French...
I owe the pun jar for that one, but not a drop of vinegar.
BTW; Ya gotta climb a lotta stairs to ride "The High Colonic".
"Please remember to exit the pool immediately, restrooms are to the left."
OK, Ever seen an uphill water slide?
A line of nozzles [similar to the jet exhaust on an F117] creates a high speed film of water that will push a moving victim, um rider, up a slope. After entering the slide, one of several sets of nozzles triggers, pushing you out of a plenum zone [possibly circular] over a hump and into one of the diverging slides. No moving doors to jamb, no diverging vee near the rider to get crotched on.
Kinda like the coin drop funnel someone mentioned, except inverted. In near the center, out at the rim.