Oh dear...

[Dave]

Forgive me. It's my only hope.

(Otherwise, I'm stuck with it. I blame Jeph).

[TazManiac]

and then I hit the 'Random Button'. Damn you, I don't have time to get caught up over there too...

[jwhouk]

BARN FARTS!

(Just don't go looking over in the forums over there. There's some real weirdos that hang out over there. Including this one guy who's got a strange avatar that looks a lot like mine.)

[AnotherFairportfan]

With Emily and Hanners working in the same place, it will certainly be The End Of The World As We Know It.

Luckily Claire has a job as a TA, so she doesn't need to work at Coffee of Doom, and Brun hasn't approached Dora for a job yet (though she's doing casual cleaning for one of Dora's old boyfriends), so the quirky/cuteness is merely approaching critical mass, not already super-critical, at this time.

Now, if Claire and Bubbles were to drop in at the same time...

[AnotherFairportfan]

Forgive me. It's my only hope.

(Otherwise, I'm stuck with it. I blame Jeph).

"Punch brothers, punch with care..."

[Sgt. Howard]

Barn Fart (nounish- BARN+FART) A fart capable of filling a barn

[Hansontoons]

Barn Fart (nounish- BARN+FART) A fart capable of filling a barn

I believe we need to determine barn style. Hay, pig, chicken, horse, bovine? Makes a difference.

Now if we want to discuss farts, (great word, fart!) dog farts need to be close to top of list. Room clearing, nose singeing.

And speaking of room clearing, Shiner beer farts work. Jab'w prolly has experienced.

Back when I was in college skool, there were two brothers named Weber that lived down the hall. They were from Schulenburg Tx and the elder consumed Shiner with a passion. Not the Bock that is so popular today, he soaked up the regular cheap stuff. His output was wicked. If you saw him break a smile, you left the room immediately and came back later to check for survivors.

[Sgt. Howard]

Barn Fart (nounish- BARN+FART) A fart capable of filling a barn

I believe we need to determine barn style. Hay, pig, chicken, horse, bovine? Makes a difference.

Now if we want to discuss farts, (great word, fart!) dog farts need to be close to top of list. Room clearing, nose singeing.

And speaking of room clearing, Shiner beer farts work. Jab'w prolly has experienced.

Back when I was in college skool, there were two brothers named Weber that lived down the hall. They were from Schulenburg Tx and the elder consumed Shiner with a passion. Not the Bock that is so popular today, he soaked up the regular cheap stuff. His output was wicked. If you saw him break a smile, you left the room immediately and came back later to check for survivors.

It is the standard Barn that you cannot hit the broadside of!

[lake_wrangler]

Horse farts are amusingly loud, at times...

Equally amusing in sound, but more serious for the horse, is when you hear:

*Cough* - *fart*, *Cough* - *fart*, *Cough* - *fart*...

[ShneekeyTheLost]

Horse farts are amusingly loud, at times...

Equally amusing in sound, but more serious for the horse, is when you hear:

*Cough* - *fart*, *Cough* - *fart*, *Cough* - *fart*...

Yea, that's when you know they got into the sweet-feed a bit too much and you need to walk 'em around. And once it all works out, do *NOT* be in the cone directly to the rear of the animal for about ten feet back. The term 'explosive diarrhea' is inadequate for what happens next.

[Alkarii]

I take it you must have seen that happen?

Pretty unpleasant, I imagine. (I almost made a joke, but I had to resist it.)

[TazManiac]

As a very young child I once saw my grandfather pull the remains of a very, very long tape worm from the rear end of a horse...


very, very, very, very, very, very long...

[ShneekeyTheLost]

I take it you must have seen that happen?

Pretty unpleasant, I imagine. (I almost made a joke, but I had to resist it.)

I used to train and groom horses, so yes.

[Atomic]

Not to be confused with a brain-fart, of course.

[GlytchMeister]

Not to be confused with a brain-fart, of course.

Which, of course, is what my internal spell-checker keeps trying to translate all of this into... Y'know how when you see a misspelled word or a typo and you can usually figure out what the writer originally meant?

Barn fart registers as a typo, so I keep trying to read it as brain fart, and then I have to do a mental double-take to make sure I read it right.

It's surprisingly annoying.

[Dave]

Those sorts of things make my barn hurt.

[Hansontoons]

Barn Fart (nounish- BARN+FART) A fart capable of filling a barn

I believe we need to determine barn style. Hay, pig, chicken, horse, bovine? Makes a difference.

Now if we want to discuss farts, (great word, fart!) dog farts need to be close to top of list. Room clearing, nose singeing.

And speaking of room clearing, Shiner beer farts work. Jab'w prolly has experienced.

Back when I was in college skool, there were two brothers named Weber that lived down the hall. They were from Schulenburg Tx and the elder consumed Shiner with a passion. Not the Bock that is so popular today, he soaked up the regular cheap stuff. His output was wicked. If you saw him break a smile, you left the room immediately and came back later to check for survivors.

It is the standard Barn that you cannot hit the broadside of!

Oh yes I can!

At least on the second try... most the time...

[Hansontoons]

Those sorts of things make my barn hurt.

Sometimes I worry that I have drain bamage.

Comes from repeated contact between forehead and desk or nearest wall. At work, mostly.

[GlytchMeister]

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

[lake_wrangler]

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

I, for one, am glad instruction #4 is there...