WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.
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WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.
Welcome Aboard, Sir or Ma'am... and I'm glad that you liked the comic well enough to subscribe... even if the reason you finally signed up was just because of one strip, we hope you'll hang around and post some more, too!
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Now, who's going to clean up all these streamers and confetti and balloons that dropped from the ceiling?
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Eeehhh, it makes the place look cheerful. Let's just leave it.
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
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The Library is self-healing. It'll be cleaned up.
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.
Perhaps, but it'd be better not to wait until the Library gets around to running the autosweep. Apos are terribly allergic to Silly String, and we wouldn't want them to be any more cranky and irritable than usual, would we?
I'll get the Kirby and the extension cord... one of you guys can drive the Zamboni this time.
I'll get the Kirby and the extension cord... one of you guys can drive the Zamboni this time.
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Dave wrote:Perhaps, but it'd be better not to wait until the Library gets around to running the autosweep. Apos are terribly allergic to Silly String, and we wouldn't want them to be any more cranky and irritable than usual, would we?
I'll get the Kirby and the extension cord... one of you guys can drive the Zamboni this time.
OH! OH! OH! CAN I? I ALWAYS WANTED TO DRIVE ONE!!!
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
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Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.
But of course!
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Wait a minute... We have a zamboni?
AND I WASN'T TOLD ABOUT IT??????
THOOM THOOM THOOOM THOOOOM THOOOM THOOOOOOMMM!
AND I WASN'T TOLD ABOUT IT??????
THOOM THOOM THOOOM THOOOOM THOOOM THOOOOOOMMM!
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.
Sorry about that, jwhouk. I think you were on a vacation/photo shoot in Minneapolis when we held the meeting at which the donation was announced. Close proximity to all of those caramel lattes seems to have jammed the signal to your phone when we tried to Skype you in...
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ok... this is the clutch... this is the ... gear shift?... maybe... oh, that's the brakes... throttle?... throttle... right... and turn the key... ok, engine is running... push in the clutch... this feels like it ought to be first gear.... HAAAAAAALP!!!!! GETOUTTAMYWAY!!!! LOOKOUT!!! SHIIIIIIT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! TURNKEYOFFTURNKEYOFFTURNKEY..... (pant pant pant pant)... ok... damage?... minimal... I owe Nudge lunch, it appears... oh, there WAS a column of shelves there, right?... ok, that is self-repairing... why are my pants wet?... oh... I'll... I'll be right back....
... jwhouk, you said you wanted to drive this thing? I'll have to clean the seat first...
... jwhouk, you said you wanted to drive this thing? I'll have to clean the seat first...
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
I speak fluent Limrick-
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Heh... Zambonis generally don't have clutches. They're one-speed machines.
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
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Unless you let a redneck with a need for speed at it. I've heard of lawnmowers hitting 80mph.jwhouk wrote:Heh... Zambonis generally don't have clutches. They're one-speed machines.
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
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... so... if this thing isn't a zamboni... what did I just demolish Nudges' lunch, two book columns and an ancient urn with?... and why was that thing in the library?... a racing lawnmower?!? WHAT THE HELL IS A RACING LAWNMOWER DOING IN HERE?!? ... and why didn't anyone tell me this is not a zamboni...?jwhouk wrote:Heh... Zambonis generally don't have clutches. They're one-speed machines.
- dudes... in truth, I am a political refugee... from the People's Soviet Socialist Republik of Kalifornicatia. As a known conservative, I was an 'enemy of the state' and had to flee. As such, I don't know a zamboni from a player piano... I just always wanted to drive one...
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
I speak fluent Limrick-
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So do these guys. They wrote a song about it.Sgt. Howard wrote: - dudes... in truth, I am a political refugee... from the People's Soviet Socialist Republik of Kalifornicatia. As a known conservative, I was an 'enemy of the state' and had to flee. As such, I don't know a zamboni from a player piano... I just always wanted to drive one...
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
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"...all over Saskatchewan."jwhouk wrote:So do these guys. They wrote a song about it.Sgt. Howard wrote: I don't know a zamboni from a player piano... I just always wanted to drive one...
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." - Nim the chimp
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ya' know... you ALMOST quoted Wreckit' Ralph... for some odd reason i went and saw that movie multiple times in the theater and that set of scenes is one of the best parts of the movie.Sgt. Howard wrote:ok... this is the clutch... this is the ... gear shift?... maybe... oh, that's the brakes... throttle?... throttle... right... and turn the key... ok, engine is running... push in the clutch... this feels like it ought to be first gear.... HAAAAAAALP!!!!! GETOUTTAMYWAY!!!! LOOKOUT!!! SHIIIIIIT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! TURNKEYOFFTURNKEYOFFTURNKEY..... (pant pant pant pant)... ok... damage?... minimal... I owe Nudge lunch, it appears... oh, there WAS a column of shelves there, right?... ok, that is self-repairing... why are my pants wet?... oh... I'll... I'll be right back....
... jwhouk, you said you wanted to drive this thing? I'll have to clean the seat first...
Don't planto mihi adveho illac