Perhaps it just hasn't registered yet...

[Fairportfan]

I can't believe that Beyonce isn't screaming in terror after some Cuban terrorist dumped a basket of deadly vipers on her head.

[Jabberwonky]

I thought it was cables for a cutting-edge computer interface...

[ShneekeyTheLost]

I thought it was cables for a cutting-edge computer interface...

Then someone must have screwed up the OS, because there's performance glitches all over the dang place.

[shadowinthelight]

I thought it was a basket to help carry her huge ego.

[Atomic]

No, you silly people -- it's a state of the art hair style specifically designed by NASA Cosmetologists to prevent her remaining hair from falling in and further clogging her brain.

(They're fond of Art Deco motifs, don't cha know!)

[Jabberwonky]

OOH!
Stheno is still recovering from a surprize!

[DinkyInky]

"Whoa, dude! She's got like, Matrix special effects on her head! Whoa! Duuude!"
(I saw the third movie in theaters with a friend just hours after I got several teeth pulled, and had heavy hitting painkillers in my system...her hair looks like a scene from there.)

Gonna go read some Tolstoy now to remove the earlier channeling of one of my old HS classmates attitudes from my system.